On a turbulent weekend when a great government was routed, and when great Orchard Road car park operators contrived to discourage Miss Loi from her shopping sprees, intense negotiations were taking place between The Temple‘s High Priestess and the great coalition that was her students’ CCAs, tournaments, remedial classes, and other tuition schedules.
And it is now with absolutely delight Miss Loi announces that she has managed to garner the required majority of support and thereby received a strong mandate from her students, students’ parents, and even THAT piano teacher, for her to proceed with the mouthful that is the MARCH HOLIDAYS INTENSIVE REVISION JφSS STICKS SESSIONS timetable:
| Lesson Times: | |
| Monday | 12.00-2.00pm – Full Until Cannot Full! |
| Tuesday | 1.00-3.00pm – Full Until Cannot Full! 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 2) – Full Until Cannot Full! |
| Wednesday | 1.00-3.00pm – Full Until Cannot Full! 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 2) – Full Until Cannot Full! |
| Thursday | 1.00-3.00pm – Full Until Cannot Full! 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 2) – Full Until Cannot Full! |
| Friday | 1.00-3.00pm – Full Until Cannot Full! 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 4) 7.00-9.00pm (Sec 4) |
| Saturday | 10.30-12.30pm (Sec 4) 1.00-3.00pm (Sec 1) 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 2) – Full Until Cannot Full! |
| Sunday | 1.00-3.00pm (Sec 4) 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 3) 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 4) |
| Venue: | Miss Loi’s Temple |
| Class Size: | Exclusive to 4-6 students/class |
| Duration/Session: | 2 hours |
| Included: | Drinks and light snacks Miss Loi’s fabled Exam Papers School uniform is optional (but still must wear something okay?!) |
Thank you all for your support for Miss Loi and The Temple!
Starting this March holidays, we will move ahead – regardless of race, language or religion! NO ONE, hardworking or lazy, hopeful or hopeless, naughty or well-behaved, will be left behind! Provided you’re not insisting on attending those classes labelled as full until cannot full.
As High Priestess, Miss Loi pledges to build on the progress we’ve achieved in 2007, and to help all students defeat the LMBFH Syndrome and realize their dreams of Mathematical Nirvana!
At the same time, she also pledges to deliver a swift bludgeoning blow to the head of anyone who comes to her class without doing his/her homework!
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Hi, came to know of your blog when I read Digital Life segment today. Very interesting. Keep it up.
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Welcome to Jφss Sticks ordinary guy! And a warm welcome to all Digital Life readers - hope the joss sticks smoke isn't too choky during your stay here! 😀
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Hi! This weblog is nice, it has a catchy theme. However, I do notice that the content only appeals (in the negative way?) to students.
Well, I'm a student myself. And I think this blog's content does not really appeal to me. Perhaps something more interesting?
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The Temple has rushed to set up an Emergency Committee of Inquiry today in response to a complaint from a 'Hot' member of the public that this blog has affected students 'in a negative way'.
To be chaired by the High Priestess herself, this single-member committee will seek to look into the reasons leading to the first complaint ever to be filed against Jφss Sticks.
While vowing to 'get to the bottom of this' and 'leave no stone unturned', the High Priestess has nonetheless admitted that it will be a 'great challenge' to unravel the cause given that the only clues were a mystifying "this blog's content does not really appeal to me" and "perhaps something more interesting?".
Adding to the fact that the High Priestess does not play Grand Theft Auto, there remains a high possibility that this probe will eventually lead to more questions than answers.