Monthly Archives: March 2008



2008
Sun
30
Mar
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The Carpets Have Dried

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 10:30 pm (Singapore time)
The Carpets Have Dried

Following that fateful day of The Great Flood, signs of life are slowly returning to The Temple. Spiraling columns of smoke from joss sticks sessions can be seen once more, and Miss Loi’s fierce voice reprimanding students who didn’t do their homework echoes through the plains of Novena again. But some things do change, while some never will.

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2008
Wed
26
Mar
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Check Out Miss Loi’s Racing Car

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Car from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 2:52 pm (Singapore time)
Check Out Miss Loi’s Racing Car

Miss Loi has been driving around like this since yesterday following the Great Flood. No wonder she has been finding it easier to out-sprint the irritating uncles who speed up the moment she signals to change lanes. And with an engine roar comparable to that from a turbocharged Ah Beng car that drove alongside hers this morning, that also managed to drown out her techno tracks, and whatever that’s left of her hearing.

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2008
Sun
23
Mar
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Miss Loi’s Temple is Under Water!

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 8:12 pm (Singapore time)
Miss Loi’s Temple is Under Water!

Folks, Miss Loi presents to you the following tragic scenes from The Temple, reminiscent of students struggling to make their way to school in some flooded Third-World country. During a freak shower yesterday, rainwater burst through the roof of The Temple. It happened when a student went to the toilet to “fix her hair”, and ended up getting her hair “fixed” by the shower on her way back to the classroom.

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2008
Thu
20
Mar
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Bad Hair Days

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi the Tutor from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 10:10 pm (Singapore time)
Bad Hair Days

The situation is dire. Miss Loi laid huddled at a dark dingy corner, staring in disbelief at this unrecognizable image in her mirror. What was once healthy, full of life, and as radiant as the sunshine is now a bundle of limp, dull, lifeless, shambolic mess.

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2008
Tue
18
Mar
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A Quadratic Stroke of Fate

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Tuition given in the topic of A-Maths Tuition Questions from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 4:35 pm (Singapore time)
A Quadratic Stroke of Fate

Invoking her mathematical powers, our cute schoolgirl managed to narrow down the location of the π-spot to that tattoo on his shoulder! But as Fate would have it, all that stood between the hunk and her was one big fat ugly butch with a waistline that stretched from railing to railing, and who was rapidly moving along at a top speed of 1-10m/hr.

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