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Just Before The Gates Swing Open

Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the desk of Miss Loi at 1:30 pm (Singapore time)

Items as numbered in photo:

Pre-Consecreation Ritual

  1. Tame Kludd (Yes!!!) – checked
  2. Air-con working – checked
  3. Laptop (for accessing the Exam Papers to expose students to challenging questions) – checked
  4. Printer (for printing the Exam Papers) – checked
  5. Plants (to provide sufficient oxygen so that students won’t fall asleep) – checked
  6. Tissue (for students to wipe away tears after being scolded by Miss Loi of joy after solving difficult problems) – checked
  7. Sweets (to keep students awake in high spirits) – checked
  8. Franklin (to support Miss Loi’s big butt as she teach) – checked
  9. Antonius & stationery – checked
  10. Graffiti (to let students know they are really in The Temple and they are seeing the real Miss Loi) – checked
  11. Magnets arranged into a smiley (umm … Miss Loi was bored)

Items not shown in photo:

  1. 10-Year Series + Textbooks (to show students typical exam questions) – checked
  2. Confirm mini-test questions (to test students’ topical understanding at the end of each session) – checked
  3. Timing device (to time students’ speed in solving problems) – checked
  4. Drinks (to prevent students dying from thirst for light refreshment) – checked
  5. Attendance sheet (to catch those who pon-tang) – checked
  6. Disclose The Temple’s secret location to all participating students (so that they don’t enter the wrong temple!) – checked
  7. Miss Loi (the most important item of all!) – checked!

Wow that was some last-minute rush! Miss Loi is so proud of her forward-planning skills and that she did not succumb to LMBFH Syndrome for this one!


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