Just Before The Gates Swing Open

Items as numbered in photo:

1. Tame Kludd (Yes!!!) – checked
2. Air-con working – checked
3. Laptop (for accessing the Exam Papers to expose students to challenging questions) – checked
4. Printer (for printing the Exam Papers) – checked
5. Plants (to provide sufficient oxygen so that students won’t fall asleep) – checked
6. Tissue (for students to wipe away tears after being scolded by Miss Loi of joy after solving difficult problems) – checked
7. Sweets (to keep students awake in high spirits) – checked
8. Franklin (to support Miss Loi’s big butt as she teach) – checked
9. Antonius & stationery – checked
10. Graffiti (to let students know they are really in The Temple and they are seeing the real Miss Loi) – checked
11. Magnets arranged into a smiley (umm … Miss Loi was bored)

Items not shown in photo:

1. 10-Year Series + Textbooks (to show students typical exam questions) – checked
2. Confirm mini-test questions (to test students’ topical understanding at the end of each session) – checked
3. Timing device (to time students’ speed in solving problems) – checked
4. Drinks (to prevent students dying from thirst for light refreshment) – checked
5. Attendance sheet (to catch those who pon-tang) – checked
6. Disclose The Temple’s secret location to all participating students (so that they don’t enter the wrong temple!) – checked
7. Miss Loi (the most important item of all!) – checked!

Wow that was some last-minute rush! Miss Loi is so proud of her forward-planning skills and that she did not succumb to LMBFH Syndrome for this one!

頑張って!!!

Miss Loi