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2007
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Shocking Effects Of Exam Stress On Students

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi the Tutor from the desk of Miss Loi at 5:00 pm (Singapore time)

At the time of writing, twelve dark days now stand between Miss Loi’s charges and the penultimate showdown.

Evidently the stress is starting to tell, as one by one her students begin to assume the famous stance of a certain blogger in class.

Miss Loi's Student?

Miss Loi’s student?

Gone are lame jokes such as this:

Q: Why didn’t Doraemon respond when Hello Kitty cracked a joke?
A: Because Doraemon has no ears!

To be replaced by even LAMER ones like this:

The questions are pretty hard. But sometimes they can be rather soft too.

Or other variations like this:

This question very chicken hor? But it can be rather duck also.

Over at Miss Loi’s Temple, gone are the times when students were too shy to even touch the snack jar:

Snack Jar In Pristine Condition

Those were the days …

These days they grab snacks by the handful, constantly mumbling the words “very stressed” as they ravenously devoured sweet after sweet, and marshmellow after marshmellow, with Miss Loi helplessly staring agape at the spectacle.

Temple Waste

*Too ashamed to face the recycling movement*

Gone is the warm and cozy atmosphere at The Temple. When the air was filled with the sweet scent of camaraderie. When everyone knew each other’s sibling’s maiden name. When Miss Loi was frequently interrupted by friendly students asking intelligent questions like “Miss Loi, where did you do your nail art har?“.

Instead students are now calling each other tersely by the NAMES OF THEIR SCHOOLS i.e. “Oi! Yishun Sec! Can pass me that ruler?!” or “Deyi! Return me my pencil!”

Oh yes, these are stressful times. Students are afraid. Some are very afraid. And when the going gets tough, bouts of escapism surface.

Some simply refused to let Miss Loi mark their papers during lesson time. And when a black-faced Miss Loi eventually had her way, all wrong answers were firmly dismissed with

This one not counted. That one not counted. So if never count those, I actually scored full marks! Yay I’m good!

But to be honest, Miss Loi had seen it all as tutor all these years. Moreover the above symptoms have all been well-documented by the education fratenity. And it’s not surprising they’re surfacing now since it’s the peak outbreak season for the most potent variant of the LMBFH Syndrome virus.

However, all the experience in the world couldn’t prepare Miss Loi for the following encounter: students (apparently who couldn’t bear the strain any longer) with the magical time-shifting ability to bring forward the dismissal time!

Temple Time

Temple Time (Internationally Recognized)
Demonstration of Student's Time-Shifting Ability

Students’ Time

Buddha help us.

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11 Comments

  1. Peter's Avatar
    Peter commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    5:24pm
  2. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    5:51pm
  3. zain's Avatar
    zain commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    6:15pm
     
    3

    Hehe.

    Next time in class, I'll bring my pillow and sleep for the two hours. Then,
    when you're ready to pounce and attack me for sleeping, I will automatically sleepwalk out of class and magically awaken.

    "why are you outside of class. Come back in for tuition right now!"

    "huh? What is tuition? (falls automatically back to sleep again)"

    ;D

  4. Mgccl's Avatar
    Mgccl commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    6:31pm
     
    4

    xD. I like that 7:00 clock thing xD
    such a smart design.
    even though I don't really get it... why 7:00

  5. ByPassing's Avatar
    ByPassing commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    11:03pm
     
    5

    Haha, the clock thingy is funny.
    Wah.."All Spark" leh~ they being watching too much transformer is it?

  6. ByPassing's Avatar
    ByPassing commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    11:08pm
     
    6

    Forgot to add that u are also one corkster to come up with all those lame jokes...hoho

  7. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    11:08pm
     
    7

    Zain, so confident of getting your A1 already huh? Do you seriously think Miss Loi needs two hours before she's 'ready' to attack???

    P.S. Feeling 'guilty' reading this post? 😉

  8. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    11:10pm
     
    8

    Mgccl, why 7:00? Because the lesson was supposed to end at 7:00, and the student pasted it well before that time!

  9. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    10
    Wed
    11:19pm
     
    9

    Bypasser, such fate and coincidence that we commented at exactly the same time!

    In any case, Miss Loi hereby solemnly declare that NEVER, EVER was she responsible for coming out with any of the tragically-lame jokes described above.

    Meanwhile, the police has instigated an island-wide manhunt for the alleged perpetrators of this heinous crime, who are reportedly still at large.

  10. DK's Avatar
    DK commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    11
    Thu
    1:26am
     
    10

    I was doing my exam revision when I took that picture. Just nice right? hahaha....

  11. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    11
    Thu
    10:45am
     
    11

    Hehe DK don't you feel honoured to be the de facto model to inspire all exam-stressed students of the world?

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