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# Irrefutable Evidence of Students Not Focussing On The Right Traits of Tutors

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi the Tutor from the desk of at 9:22 am (Singapore time)
CASE STUDY 1
Scene of Crime: Student’s house

Student’s Mom:

Miss Loi, do you have any H2 Chemistry tutor to recommend to my Ah Boy?

Miss Loi:

Sorry I don’t. Coz a GOOD JC Chemistry tutor is quite difficult to find.

Mom *turns to student*:

Eh Ah Boy, I thought that time you were having tuition with the other girl Chemistry tutor?

Student *looks down and whispers*

Errr … she very ugly …

Miss Loi:

Oooi! How can you say that?!

Student:

Oh it happens that she can’t teach well too.

Miss Loi:

Anyhow say one right?

Student: …

CASE STUDY 2:
Scene of Crime: Student’s House

Student:

Eh Miss Loi, you want to know more about my new science tutor?

Miss Loi:

What?

Student:

From the top (of my house) look down, she looks like an Ah Sam (阿婶).

Miss Loi:

Student:

But when she comes up, she looks more ‘proportional’ as her face is now more ‘proportional’ to her body.

Miss Loi: … -_-

CASE STUDY 3:
Scene of Crime: Miss Loi’s Temple

Miss Loi:

Heard that your mom has found you a new history tutor.

Student:

Yeah, she’s an 18-year-old girl – just finished A-Levels with 5 distinctions.

Miss Loi:

Wow. So is she good? Pretty?

Student *face starts to contort*

umm … ok lah … at least can entertain me.

Miss Loi now shudders to think what her student might be saying to the 阿婶 tutor about Miss Loi behind her back.

*Note: Actual conversations altered slightly in order to ‘get the point across’ to readers. Tsk.

### Revision Exercise

To show that you have understood what Miss Loi just taught you from the centre, you must:

1. Mgccl commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
18
Fri
10:44am

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18-year-old girl with 5 distinctions can not possibility be cute...
Cute girls don't have a chance to not get pick up by guys and then they will reduce their work on their academics...
unless they are ultra smart or can not fall for guys...

Works the same for guys too...

I'm the exception... 🙂

2. Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
18
Fri
12:07pm

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Hmmm ... cuteness to have an inverse variation to academic scores?

Like this Miss Loi's gonna have a hard time convincing all her hiao students to aim for better grades AND be exceptions in the cuteness department *points to Mgccl*

3. krisandro commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
18
Fri
12:41pm

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Those who want to talk about Miss Loi behind her back. Prrrrease email me at DontTellMissLoi[at]gmail[dot]com

😀

4. Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
18
Fri
11:27pm

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5. Kev commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
20
Sun
3:03am

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Hmm... does Miss Loi ever talk abt her students behind their back too? Hmmm... *wondering look*...=)

6. rispwaker commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
20
Sun
12:19pm

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Mmmmm, not sure if this is the right place to post, but quite an interesting site here, might be interested to join your tuition, if you do teach the hopeless.. that is.

7. Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
21
Mon
12:43pm

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Kev: *Shhhhhhh!!!*

Oh Rispwaker, rest assured that The Temple Gates shall always be open as long as they can, taking in and caring for all fleeing the ravages of the LMBFH Syndrome, including those labeled ‘incorrigible’, ‘hopeless’, and those with the poorest of poor grades.

But as we progress through the semester, The Temple is beginning to creak and groan under intense pressure from the flood of mathematical refugees coming through - so you are strongly advised to contact the High Priestess as soon as possible regarding your imminent salvation.

8. HORNY ANG MOH commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
21
Mon
4:21pm

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Sure or not? How cum like this wan arrr??? Take my case for eg.....According to ur theory clever fellow not pretty/handsome then I suppose stupid fellow will be very pretty/handsome!
According to my teacher I am the stupiest! So have a look at my site profile! Do u think I am 'handsome'???
Got chance to ask se*xy math teacher for a simple dinner?
Have a very nice day!

9. Ordinary Guy commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
21
Mon
4:49pm

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Just an update (not relating to your post). The findings from the COI as to how Mas Selamat escaped is out : http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/342715/1/.html

Perhaps in the pupils rest break, they can take some time off to play this PAC-MAS SELAMAT game : http://www.talkingcock.com/html/games/pacmat.html

10. rispwaker commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
21
Mon
7:10pm

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Actually it is just me playing World of Warcraft too much, and simply dedicating 15 mins to study before a test, but now i lack behind 4 months of Sec 4 work already, feel very helpless, cause I keep failing tests and can't keep up with my schoolwork. ( especially Amaths. ) Will see how ba, and update you soon.

11. Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
22
Tue
2:39pm

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HAM: Looking at your profile pic, and if this theory holds, then Miss Loi has to conclude that you're the most handsome of all, as far as orangutans goes.

Ordinary Guy: Thanks! You've just caused Miss Loi to waste half-hour of her life - and she got caught by PM Lee Hsien Loong of all people!

Rispwaker: 15 mins for studying before tests?! That's more like cramming! Not stressful and confusing meh? Do you think you can comfortably grasp concepts this way? Unless you're one of those who understood everything in school, or you're born with mega-memory ...

If you do come over, you'll join (or maybe even outdo) Miss Loi's 'extreme' club of students who typically only start revising after July, and who'll definitely need some hardcore LMBFH exorcism rites!

Some of them happen to be Maple Story addicts. Damn these computer games!

12. bengz commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
29
Tue
1:18pm

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WAH -------------------------- Liao---------------(speechless)

O_O

now MOE must send all newly employ teachers to S.I.A's boot camp. Bor swee, student sian half. Look like shit, students all fail in her subject.

Come to think about it....most sillypore girls look like shit, it's time to pressure pressure them....heh heh.

13. Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class

2008
Apr
30
Wed
9:44am

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Wah bengz, if what you said is true, Miss Loi feels really pressured by your comment *sweats*

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