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Lest They Let Their Guard Down

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The first week of school has passed.

Productive School Activities

School Activities (not in syllabus)
Taken from crazyhamster.net

A week to pon lessons. A week to discover new teachers and classmates. A week for the hopelessly shy to discover if their crushes are still unattached after the holidays.

A week for many to rediscover the art of waking up early, and to practise pinning that school badge without causing a massive haemorrhage. A week to dye that highlighted hair black again.

A week for the younger ones to learn a new school song, new corny school cheers, and a deeply profound concept called ‘<enter school name> Spirit’.

Amidst all the unproductive activities and with teachers still mulling over their GROWth, it’s also a week where the LMBFH Syndrome begins planting its seed within unsuspecting victims.

To thwart its evil attempts, Miss Loi has been invoking her mathematical powers to calculate the infinite permutations and combinations of her incoming students’ availability, taking into account their school timetables, remedial class timetables, CCA timetables, other tutors’ timetables, piano teachers’ timetables, dating timetables, slacking timetables etc … and she’s mightily relieved to be finally able to confirm the tuition schedule for Semester I’s Jφss Sticks Sessions:

2008 Semester I Jφss Sticks Sessions

Lesson Times:
Every Friday 3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4)
5.00-7.00pm (Sec 4)
7.30-9.30pm 7.00-9.00pm (Sec 4)
Every Saturday 10.30-12.30pm (Sec 4)
1.00-3.00pm (Sec 1)
3.00-5.00pm (Sec 4)
5.00-7.00pm (Sec 2)
Every Sunday 1.00-3.00pm (Sec 4)
3.00-5.00pm (Sec 3)
5.30-7.30pm 5.00-7.00pm (Sec 4)
Venue:Miss Loi’s Temple
Class Size:Exclusive to 4-6 students/class
Duration/Session:2 hours
Included: Drinks and light snacks
Miss Loi’s fabled Exam Papers
School uniform is optional

Yes, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. Miss Loi has heard your pleas – Sec 1-3 classes are now available at The Temple. 😀

Classes have already commenced in accordance with the above schedule. However new students are still welcome to join these sessions, subject to prevailing vacancies. Please contact Miss Loi if the above schedule doesn’t suit you.

Whatever the case, with merely 10 more months to the next O-Levels, do contact Miss Loi now to confirm your early salvation!

开课咯!

Danger!WARNING: You’re probably aware of this if you’ve been following her gossipy Twitter feed. In the interest of safety, it is Miss Loi’s duty to forewarn all prospective students on the existence of a notorious class of absolute monsters lurking within the schedule. Whether you wish to join or avoid them is purely a matter of personal choice.
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10 Comments

  1. cindy's Avatar
    cindy commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    7
    Mon
    3:20am
     
    1

    hi, my blog is private now, if u want to read it, pls email me 🙂

  2. FoxTwo's Avatar
    FoxTwo commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    7
    Mon
    3:42am
     
    2

    Dang…. you have a busy schedule…

    So what happens from Mon to Thurs? Shopping? Movies? Coffee? *wink*

  3. ByPassing's Avatar
    ByPassing commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    7
    Mon
    5:07am
     
    3

    There she goes again…fighting the gd fight.

  4. WishBoNe's Avatar
    WishBoNe commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    7
    Mon
    6:47am
     
    4

    Wah, your schedule so tight! Half an hour for lunch on Sat?

    @FoxTwo: Shopping is obviously the choice. 😛

  5. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    7
    Mon
    12:31pm
     
    5

    Cindy: Done 😀

    FoxTwo + WishBoNe: If you've read the FAQs weekdays are normally reserved for private tuition ... and ... umm ... some shopping of course 😛

    ByPasser: Miss Loi shall make sure that everyone puts up a good fight this year. But first she'll have to fight against students' remedial class schedules, CCA schedules, other tutors' schedules, piano schedules etc. etc. etc. ...

    P.S. Wow just saw the timings of all your comments. Today no work huh?!

  6. TheBlabberingMe's Avatar
    TheBlabberingMe commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    8
    Tue
    6:34pm
     
    6

    wow your schedule is super tight.

    I think any guy who wants to date you also have to fight “against students’ remedial class schedules, CCA schedules, other tutors’ schedules, piano schedules etc. etc. etc.”

  7. FoxTwo's Avatar
    FoxTwo commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    8
    Tue
    8:32pm
     
    7

    TheBlabberingMe - I think that's done on purpose.. so she can always have an excuse .... "Oh but I'm fully booked! You need to schedule all appointments 1 year in advance before the next school year"...

    And yeah, now that the cat's out of the bag, we ALL know she has some "shopping time" available from Mon to Thurs... *wink*

  8. shihui's Avatar
    shihui commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    11
    Fri
    7:41pm
  9. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    11
    Fri
    10:01pm
     
    9

    OH REALLY???! Your friend looked a little nervous in the arms of the hunk behind her LOL.

    It's a small world after all ...

  10. ByPassing's Avatar
    ByPassing commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jan
    12
    Sat
    6:05pm
     
    10

    Yeah~ Fight, score and win today. Miss Loi Miss Loi all the way~

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