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The Greatest Chamber Of All At The Temple

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the tuition centre desk of Miss Loi at 12:03 am (Singapore time)

continued from here.

And thus they began their Long March to the South, one of the most epical feats in history involving the search of a missing maths tutor.

Burdened by their heavy textbooks and oversized pencil cases, they braved the merciless cold of The Temple‘s aircon as they pressed on, driven by sheer determination and the belief that those blackcurrent-flavoured Sour+ sweets would still be available by the time they reached their objective.

Their perseverance was rewarded at the end of this monumental journey that spanned a massive 15 metres in under half a minute, when they finally caught a glimpse of a classroom unlike any of The Temple’s Four Chambers they have ever seen before.

Gateway to The Great Hall of Salvation

Journey’s End

Like the innocent children that they are not, they took their tentative first steps into this dream-like chamber, and were glad to recognize some familiar stuff, like their favourite comfy chairs, those study charms that have 保佑-ed them through countless killer tests and exams, and even the Faithful Mr Dustbin.

Same Old Chairs Same Old Dustbin Same Trusty Charms

But the scene soon unravelled itself into something different, from the big board on a darkened wall that sucked the living focus out from all their easily-distracted minds:

New Board

The graffiti has already begun.

To the upgraded aircons with the ability to impose Arctic conditions to wake all whose flesh is willing but spirits are weak:

New Aircon

Snowflakes not included.

To the new Homework Corner aka 冷宫 where all who spend too much time talking and end up couldn’t finish their work within the alloted joss sticks session get banished to (at no extra charge):

冷宫

冷宫

Tears flowed freely from their eyes when they finally spotted that stately jar of blackcurrent-flavoured Sour+ sweets the diminutive maths tutor watching 土豆 preparing for their next joss sticks session at a corner, bringing an emotional end to their journey.

Hard At Work

Hard at work.

But most importantly, they know they now stand within the cavernous confines of The Temple’s greatest chamber, where acres and acres of rolling carpeted floor await them to prance around and perform their little dances of joy whenever they’ve found the proof in their Plane Geometry questions, where a thousand joss sticks await to be burned and great offensives against the Great Enemy shall be plotted this year.

And this shall be their new tuition home, where all shall attain their Mathematical Nirvana, for this is

*drum rolls*

The Great Hall of Salvation!
The Great Hall of Salvation

TA-DA!
頑張って!!!

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  1. claudia's Avatar
    claudia commented in tuition class


    2009
    Mar
    28
    Sat
    12:25am
     
    1

    I want my room to be like that too! So nice!!

  2. Rachel's Avatar
    Rachel commented in tuition class


    2009
    Mar
    28
    Sat
    8:22am
     
    2

    Great layout. You just gave me an idea for my girls' study.

  3. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
    Mar
    28
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    11:30pm
     
    3

    Thanks Claudia + Rachel. Miss Loi would be glad to point out the relevant entries in the Ikea catalogue for you to build your very own cosy little Temples 🙂

    On the other hand, students have been prancing around freely all-day in their new-found spaces ... and freely touching Miss Loi's things too.

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    cy commented in tuition class


    2009
    Mar
    30
    Mon
    6:01pm
     
    4

    eeyer now no more sour sweets liao. T_T go get leh. haha.

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    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
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    cy: No they're still here, but kept in a safe place away from the roving packs of wild, ravenous students from which they'll stand no chance if discovered.

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