Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 17 years she has been a savior to countless students ... 
Miss Loi’s poor little Nokia phone and email inbox are experiencing very high volumes of enquiries at the moment.
As there’s only one Miss Loi attending to all your queries, she seeks your kind patience and understanding if she’s a little slow in getting back to you.
Also, thank you all so much for the emails and smses of well wishes and encouragement. Miss Loi feels very bad that she is unable to attend to all non-urgent messages at present, but she hopes to be able to reply everyone when the dust has settled. 
To all parents/students making enquiries: please do NOT turn up at The Temple unannounced and risk a wasted trip as Miss Loi may be out giving private tuition at the time!
In any case, the preferred method of communication at the moment is to contact Miss Loi via phone or email (please leave your contact number) and she’ll get back to you once she’s done with her classes.
Lastly do note that:
- Miss Loi does NOT teach PSLE/Primary-level mathematics.
- Miss Loi’s private home tuition slots are FULL for now.
- Miss Loi’s Secondary One/Two classes are FULL for now.
If you haven’t yet done so, please register as a member to be instantly informed of announcements of new schedules and classes.
Thank you for your cooperation and kind understanding.
Chances are that you would’ve bumped into Miss Loi today.
Be it during your morning cup of kopi siew dai …
Or when you’re ogling at magazine cover girls at the news stand …
Or when you were in the midst of your … umm … unspeakable business …
DOOOON’T!!!!!!!
Even as her stern face continues to scare the living LMBFH Syndrome out of every school-going kid in Singapore, Miss Loi would like to extend a warm welcome to all Straits Times readers to Jφss Sticks!
And despite their scheming roles in cajoling a thousand kitties out of Miss Loi’s LV bag and being guilty of a GLARING, GLARING error, she’s eternally grateful to journalist Mavis and photographer Ashleigh for putting this little maths tutor on the hallowed pedestal of 五大超级补习天王天后 (lit. The Five Heavenly Super Tutors) - alright Miss Loi invented this mahjong-combo-sounding name herself haha 
As the Temple Gates now creak and groan from the sudden massive, massive influx of Mathematical refugees, Miss Loi seeks your kind patience and understanding if she’s a little slow in getting back to you, as she still has her classes today.
Time to return all the calls. Looks like it’s gonna be a long, long night.
P.S. As Miss Loi has just been unmasked today, she would like to apologise if she has rudely shattered your maths tutor fantasies in any way.
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Hi miss loi,
Hoho, the temple priestess is revealed
I knew it was you by your unique surname 
Good job for promoting the ’shadow education’!
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HO HO HO HO I saw you on the papers! It was totally a giveaway by your surname and the whole tuition thingy! Love it!
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When I saw the news headline, the first thing that came to my mind was “Is Miss Loi inside?” Haha.
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First thing that I reached for when I got home was the Sunday Times! Woo hooo!!!!
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Wow, interesting news!
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You thought is as complex as maths!
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Miss Loi, your jokes are as complex as maths!
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I finally get to ’see’ you. *lol*
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Waaa! Saw your twit too late! No more Sunday Times already! Will try get my hands on a copy tmr from Kris.
Me want see Ms Loi!
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ahha! We see you at last!
Now to get a hold of the sunday times…!
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*runs to business development office to get yesterday’s newspapers*
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naah. still the sexy math tutor aye!
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Haha the sexy math tutor fantasy is not shattered..lol..dun worry you look great!
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So no more blurr out fuzzy photos on your Swee face liao hoh…..I had enough with it on those Japs AV tapes.
Ok lah…and those student who flunk their exams, cannot blame you cos u got sexy face whaaaat.
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“I also don’t have much personal time”? <– ouch…that’s sad. At least, you do have enough (time) to blog.
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LOL. EVERYONE!! SHE’S 33!!! O.O
OMGGGGG…
HAHA.. now everybody know liao lo!!
*evil laughs!!*
HAHAHAHAHA!! more cuttlefish and rokok!
(:
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nehnehnipoopoo!
the CIGARETTE is out!!
wakkaakakkakakas…. …
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Now I know where The Temple is. Was wondering where in Novena.
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Kudos to your great PR! Finally got to see your 庐山真面目*wink*
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arbo, NOKIA noob what. -.-
use sony ericsson and be saved!
(or i’ll tell the whole world your age!)
(:
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I answered this question of yours. Have a look if you have time.
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Of course you’d get featured in the news lah… I would’ve chopped off my head your face isn’t there…
(BTW you know who is this, right?
Thanks for the chocolate from Japan!)
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Thank goodness I contacted you early
Or else I would still be wandering about in search of enlightenment and staring listlessly at the sudden influx of potential devotees at the temple gates…
And our class seems pretty quiet :/
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wah as usual kiasu parents cannot read carefully. >.<
gambatte miss loi!
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Miss Loi, Congrats on being the Cover Girl! Finally get to see how you look like. tsktsk. Didn’t know you are formally known as Celine.
Cheers.
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Whoa! U r really ‘hot’! Do u accept ‘overgrown’ student??? Have a very nice day!
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I wana see the cover…
Maybe that can help me recover from the shame of getting one math question wrong on test designed for humans…