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Posted at 9:01 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi the Tutor

Miss Loi and her phone Miss Loi’s poor little Nokia phone and email inbox are experiencing very high volumes of enquiries at the moment.

As there’s only one Miss Loi attending to all your queries, she seeks your kind patience and understanding if she’s a little slow in getting back to you.

Also, thank you all so much for the emails and smses of well wishes and encouragement. Miss Loi feels very bad that she is unable to attend to all non-urgent messages at present, but she hopes to be able to reply everyone when the dust has settled. :oops:

Attention! To all parents/students making enquiries: please do NOT turn up at The Temple unannounced and risk a wasted trip as Miss Loi may be out giving private tuition at the time!

In any case, the preferred method of communication at the moment is to contact Miss Loi via phone or email (please leave your contact number) and she’ll get back to you once she’s done with her classes.

Lastly do note that:

  1. Miss Loi does NOT teach PSLE/Primary-level mathematics.
  2. Miss Loi’s private home tuition slots are FULL for now.
  3. Miss Loi’s Secondary One/Two classes are FULL for now.

If you haven’t yet done so, please register as a member to be instantly informed of announcements of new schedules and classes.

Thank you for your cooperation and kind understanding.

Chances are that you would’ve bumped into Miss Loi today.

Be it during your morning cup of kopi siew dai

Miss Loi & Kopi
Drink too much kopi not good okay …

Or when you’re ogling at magazine cover girls at the news stand …

Miss Loi at the News Stand
Stop staring at Jade Seah! Look south …

Or when you were in the midst of your … umm … unspeakable business …

Miss Loi in the Toilet
Oh heavens you’ve ran out of toilet paper!
DOOOON’T!!!!!!!

Even as her stern face continues to scare the living LMBFH Syndrome out of every school-going kid in Singapore, Miss Loi would like to extend a warm welcome to all Straits Times readers to Jφss Sticks!

Miss Loi the Super Tutor! Miss Loi the Savior

And despite their scheming roles in cajoling a thousand kitties out of Miss Loi’s LV bag and being guilty of a GLARING, GLARING error, she’s eternally grateful to journalist Mavis and photographer Ashleigh for putting this little maths tutor on the hallowed pedestal of 五大超级补习天王天后 (lit. The Top Five Heavenly Super Tutors) – alright Miss Loi invented this mahjong-combo-sounding name herself haha :P

Choosing photos at The Temple
This one cannot … that one cannot … this one eyes too small … that one face bloated …

As the Temple Gates now creak and groan from the sudden massive, massive influx of Mathematical refugees, Miss Loi seeks your kind patience and understanding if she’s a little slow in getting back to you, as she still has her classes today.

Time to return all the calls. Looks like it’s gonna be a long, long night.

P.S. As Miss Loi has just been unmasked today, she would like to apologise if she has rudely shattered your maths tutor fantasies in any way.

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28 Comments



  1. 2008
    Jun
    15
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    9:57pm
     
    1

    Hi miss loi,

    Hoho, the temple priestess is revealed :) I knew it was you by your unique surname :)

    Good job for promoting the 'shadow education'!



  2. 2008
    Jun
    15
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    10:09pm
     
    2

    HO HO HO HO I saw you on the papers! It was totally a giveaway by your surname and the whole tuition thingy! Love it!

  3. DK's Avatar
    DK says


    2008
    Jun
    15
    Sun
    10:29pm
     
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    When I saw the news headline, the first thing that came to my mind was "Is Miss Loi inside?" Haha.



  4. 2008
    Jun
    15
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    10:30pm
     
    4

    First thing that I reached for when I got home was the Sunday Times! Woo hooo!!!!

  5. Henry leong's Avatar
    Henry leong says


    2008
    Jun
    15
    Sun
    10:41pm
     
    5

    Wow, interesting news!



  6. 2008
    Jun
    15
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    10:49pm
     
    6

    You thought is as complex as maths!



  7. 2008
    Jun
    15
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    10:50pm
     
    7

    Miss Loi, your jokes are as complex as maths!



  8. 2008
    Jun
    16
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    12:07am
     
    8

    I finally get to 'see' you. *lol*

  9. claud's Avatar
    claud says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    12:07am
     
    9

    Waaa! Saw your twit too late! No more Sunday Times already! Will try get my hands on a copy tmr from Kris. :P

    Me want see Ms Loi!

  10. aaron's Avatar
    aaron says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    12:21am
     
    10

    ahha! We see you at last!
    Now to get a hold of the sunday times...!



  11. 2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    11:46am
     
    11

    *runs to business development office to get yesterday's newspapers*

  12. imp's Avatar
    imp says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    12:31pm
     
    12

    naah. still the sexy math tutor aye!



  13. 2008
    Jun
    16
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    2:47pm
     
    13

    Haha the sexy math tutor fantasy is not shattered..lol..dun worry you look great!

  14. bengz's Avatar
    bengz says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    3:03pm
     
    14

    So no more blurr out fuzzy photos on your Swee face liao hoh.....I had enough with it on those Japs AV tapes.

    Ok lah...and those student who flunk their exams, cannot blame you cos u got sexy face whaaaat.

  15. a_x's Avatar
    a_x says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    4:55pm
     
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    "I also don't have much personal time"? <-- ouch...that's sad. At least, you do have enough (time) to blog.

  16. tohkiatshengKEN's Avatar
    tohkiatshengKEN says


    2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    8:59pm
     
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    LOL. EVERYONE!! SHE'S 33!!! O.O
    OMGGGGG...
    HAHA.. now everybody know liao lo!!
    *evil laughs!!*
    HAHAHAHAHA!! more cuttlefish and rokok!
    (:

  17. tohkiatshengKEN's Avatar
    tohkiatshengKEN says


    2008
    Jun
    16
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    9:00pm
     
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    nehnehnipoopoo!
    the CIGARETTE is out!! :D
    wakkaakakkakakas.... ...



  18. 2008
    Jun
    16
    Mon
    9:10pm
     
    18

    Now I know where The Temple is. Was wondering where in Novena.

  19. Janice's Avatar
    Janice says


    2008
    Jun
    17
    Tue
    1:25am
     
    19

    Kudos to your great PR! Finally got to see your 庐山真面目*wink*

  20. tohkiatshengKEN's Avatar
    tohkiatshengKEN says


    2008
    Jun
    17
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    11:31am
     
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    arbo, NOKIA noob what. -.-
    use sony ericsson and be saved! :D

    (or i'll tell the whole world your age!)
    (:



  21. 2008
    Jun
    17
    Tue
    5:38pm
     
    21

    I answered this question of yours. Have a look if you have time.

  22. KM's Avatar
    KM says


    2008
    Jun
    17
    Tue
    11:07pm
     
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    Of course you'd get featured in the news lah... I would've chopped off my head your face isn't there...

    (BTW you know who is this, right?
    Thanks for the chocolate from Japan!)

  23. NAOMI!'s Avatar
    NAOMI! says


    2008
    Jun
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    12:07am
     
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    Thank goodness I contacted you early :P Or else I would still be wandering about in search of enlightenment and staring listlessly at the sudden influx of potential devotees at the temple gates...

    And our class seems pretty quiet :/



  24. 2008
    Jun
    20
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    3:56pm
     
    24

    wah as usual kiasu parents cannot read carefully. >.<
    gambatte miss loi!



  25. 2008
    Jun
    21
    Sat
    6:08am
     
    25

    Miss Loi, Congrats on being the Cover Girl! Finally get to see how you look like. tsktsk. Didn't know you are formally known as Celine.
    Cheers.



  26. 2008
    Jun
    26
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    10:34am
     
    26

    Whoa! U r really 'hot'! Do u accept 'overgrown' student??? Have a very nice day!

  27. Mgccl's Avatar
    Mgccl says


    2008
    Jun
    28
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    12:37am
     
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    I wana see the cover...
    Maybe that can help me recover from the shame of getting one math question wrong on test designed for humans...

  28. Edward Lie's Avatar
    Edward Lie says


    2009
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    10:48pm
     
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    Hi, just came across this website and I just want to say this is a really beautiful blog here... And i think i got full marks for A math, gosh! According to your answer scheme though... hahas.

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    Miss Loi tweeted


    2008
    Jun
    16
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    12:21am
     
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    Umm ... if you haven't heard, Miss Loi is this week's Sunday Times Cover Girl: (http://tinyurl.com/5xdtx5)

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