Miss Loi’s Temple


They came from all corners of our land. Making their pilgrimage to this One Place to burn collectively the joss sticks that will grant them their ultimate deliverance from the terrifying nightmare that is the Last-Minute Buddha Foot Hugging Syndrome.

The Mythical Temple Gates
The Mythical Temple Gates

The Temple’s Rumoured Locality

The First Sign To Miss Loi's Temple Nestled somewhere amongst the lush fertile plains of Novena in Central Singapore a pebble’s throw from the MRT, in a secret location known only to those of the purest hearts, Miss Loi’s Temple offers the ways of the enlightened to the determined masses and helps the willing attain Mathematical Nirvana.

UPDATE: Waymarkers are up! Read this classic post on the Three Signs for more directional information.

The Temple Grounds

Click each photo for more description on each of The Temple’s attractions.

Bird's Eye View

Fully-furnished with the essential amenities, this little sanctuary of hope is an epitome of coziness - creating a conducive environment that is comfortable for all students but at the same time ensuring that they don’t fall asleep maintain their focus throughout every intensive joss sticks session.

Glassboard & Mural Printing The Exam Papers The Dreaded Clock

To preserve the sanctity of the environs, and to ensure that every single participant receives the maximum amount of Miss Loi’s tender loving care and benefit from her legendary teachings, each joss sticks session at the Temple grounds is limited to a maximum of four to six students only.

Temple Markers Printer & Dect Phone Mini Test & Attendance Sheet

And yes, light snacks are always available and will be served to all devotees weary from their long journeys.

Temple Bookings

As space in her humble Temple is limited relative to the vast numbers of LMBFH Syndrome sufferers out there, advance booking of session slots is definitely encouraged to confirm your early salvation from your spiritual malady.

Please refer often to the Temple Schedule for the latest updated session timetable. Of course, private home sessions with Miss Loi will continue to be available to those who desire it (subject to overall schedule availability).

The Final Sign Just Outside Miss Loi's Temple


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