Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths tuition. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 19 years she has been a savior to countless students ... 
Thanks to a certain newspaper article, Miss Loi’s poor little Nokia phone and email inbox are experiencing very high volumes of enquiries these days.
As there’s only one Miss Loi attending to all your queries, she seeks your kind patience and understanding if she’s a little slow in getting back to you.
Grab Your Jφss Sticks Now!
Don’t develop the LMBFH Syndrome! Start your regular joss sticks sessions with Miss Loi today! To arrange for a tuition appointment or purchase exam papers, do contact her at:
Call 9380 5290 OR Email
*missloi [at] exampaper [dot] com [dot] sg
IMPORTANT: To expedite the process, please kindly provide Miss Loi with the following information in your email/SMS/conversation:
- Your CONTACT NUMBER (so that Miss Loi can call you back!)
- Name of student(s)
- School and level in 2010 i.e. Sec 1-5/JC 1-3/Private Candidate etc.
- Subject(s) where tuition is needed (please state if IP/IB)
- Recent results
- Any other information
Apologies in advance if Miss Loi ever misses your call as she’s likely to be engaged in tuition at the time. Your call is important to her and she’ll definitely call you back, unless yours is some spammy-looking private number.
P.S. Actually Miss Loi’s contact can also be found beneath the grass at the bottom of every page 
Miss Loi Is On The Way!
Once confirmed, you might catch a glimpse of Miss Loi turning up in a rare black 2006 Toyota Ractis 1.5G hatchback.
Miss Loi got this car coz she finds it extremely cute, and spacious enough to store all her tuition books and notes.
Its 1.5-litre 1NZ-FE engine produces sufficient power and torque (109 bhp/141 Nm) to overtake all road-hoggers in Singapore so that Miss Loi can reach your place on time. Her set of low-profile Goodyear Eagle F1 GS-D3 made-in-Japan Toyo Proxes T1R Ultra-High Performance Tyres provides the essential grip during hard cornerings which, unfortunately, are sometimes necessary in order to beat Singapore’s stubborn traffic.
The Mystery Car
On a fine day in mid-2009, an impulsive Miss Loi signed her life away on the dotted line for her new car, partly in response to an increasing number of irritating road-hoggers whose cars always seem to burst into life the moment she intends to overtake.
Please note that Miss Loi does NOT advocate nor encourage speeding or any form of street racing in Singapore.
