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2009
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24
May
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The Ikebukuro Incident (池袋事件)

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Tuition given in the topic of Study Break from the desk of Miss Loi at 7:46 pm (Singapore time)

ONCE AGAIN, the schedule could have been kinder.

Ungodly Flight

For if it was, Miss Loi wouldn’t have to catch another flight departing in an ungodly hour – a flight that made her sleep throughout like there was no tomorrow, causing her to miss out on all the in-flight luxuries like “Coffee or tea?”, “Would you like seafood or chicken?”, “Hot towel? Hot towel?” etc.

Ninjas

Ninjas, H1N1 Clan
Oasis

When she arrived at her destination, she proceeded to ‘ninja-fy‘ herself with a mask smuggled provided courtesy of Little Miss Loi. Thereafter she suddenly felt a severe bout of thirst, as all those missed “coffee or tea?” began to take its toll.

Journey

Thus she rushed towards the nearest oasis of a vending machine, to buy and GULP down an entire bottle of unknown pastel-coloured liquid, and took along another bottle for the subsequent hour-long train journey.

Lovely scenes of Spring flashed before her eyes as the train made its way to town, with Miss Loi constantly taking sips of her drink as she stared at the passing scenes in a dreamy manner.

When she finally stepped out of the train station, she realized that she appeared to be the only one wearing a mask in town …

Ikebukuro Train Station

Bochup?

More critically, however, she realized that her bottle of drink had been sipped dry, and that’s when she also realized that she had grossly miscalculated the holding volume of her … umm … bladder.

With nary a toilet in sight, things got a bit desperate. She knew she had to get to the guesthouse fast – the only place she’s certain a toilet exists – before the floodgates opened.

And thus began the longest catwalk the streets of Tokyo have ever witnessed, as Miss Loi sashayed her way like a geisha past rows and rows of teeny jewelry stalls …

Jewelry

Maintaining the agonizing poise of walking as fast as possible while keeping her steps as small as possible to ensure a ZERO rate of change of the liquid level in her … umm … overflowing bladder, she found herself stared at by this weirdo aunty …

Weirdo Aunty

Guesthouse

Slowly but surely though, her frantic geisha steps finally brought her to the guesthouse, where she wasted no time in throwing her still-5 kg luggage into her miniscule room, and rushed into the grateful toilet (just when things started to get a little ‘leaky’) to burst open the floodgates put an end to the ordeal …

Japanese Cistern

The End 劇終
Yokoso!

SHOPPING STARTS NOW!

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Gone Shopping! Miss Loi is currently on her annual hiatus in Japan from 23-27 May.

For enquiries, please SMS or email missloi [at] exampaper [dot] com [dot] sg during this period and she will try to get back to you as soon as she can.

Apologies in advance for any inconvenience caused and she seeks your kind understanding if she’s a little slow in replying during this period.

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  1. Benjamin Lee's Avatar
    Benjamin Lee commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    25
    Mon
    3:03pm
  2. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
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    25
    Mon
    11:46pm
  3. clarion-x's Avatar
    clarion-x commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    26
    Tue
    5:41pm
  4. Benjamin Lee's Avatar
    Benjamin Lee commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    27
    Wed
    9:43am
  5. clarion-x's Avatar
    clarion-x commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    30
    Sat
    8:23pm
     
    5

    Why she can go (always) go overseas while I'm stuck in SG? D:

  6. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    31
    Sun
    12:53am
     
    6

    Clarion: Study hard, and score plenty of A1s in your O Levels, and the world shall be your oyster ... umm ... if only life is so easy 😛

    P.S. Since when Miss Loi always go overseas??? She can only go when her students let her go!

  7. clarion-x's Avatar
    clarion-x commented in tuition class


    2009
    May
    31
    Sun
    10:19pm
     
    7

    Cos after exams what.
    And anyways, hope the rate of change of the radius of the hole in your pocket becomes negative! =D

  8. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jun
    2
    Tue
    12:43am
     
    8

    Unfortunately, the rate of change of the radius of the hole (dr/dt) was positively very high throughout the the trip 🙁

    At the moment dr/dt = 0, but will be positive again when the credit card bill arrives! Hopefully Miss Loi's wallet won't drop out!

  9. Benjamin Lee's Avatar
    Benjamin Lee commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jun
    2
    Tue
    10:13am
     
    9

    Miss Loi,

    Don't worry. It is a circle. What goes around, goes around. It will come back to you again eventually. Just that the capacity of your wallet will be bigger next time. Just like spiral growing outwards.

  10. clarion-x's Avatar
    clarion-x commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jun
    2
    Tue
    5:04pm
     
    10

    :O but you can have a few months to 补 the hole. Haha.

  11. Benjamin Lee's Avatar
    Benjamin Lee commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jun
    3
    Wed
    9:41am
     
    11

    Of course she will....In fact more than cover. Overflow it will be. Ms. Loi is a talented girl.

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