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The 7 Threats Of Highly Effective Tutoring: The Threat Of Pwnage

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Yoda & Padawan All these years, Miss Loi has not been labeled ‘The Queen of Threats’ for nothing.

Tutors (at least those who’ve been around as long as Miss Loi) will undoubtedly face lazy, act-smart, mischievous, evil (in short: LAME) students at some point in our underrated careers.

Grave tales of many a noob young aspiring tutor being reduced to an emotional heap by these merciless LAMErs serve as sombre reminders of the occupational hazards we brave tutors face each day.

As a little public service to help to all young padawan tutors caught up in a tangle with LAME students, Miss Loi shall, in the coming weeks, systematically unveil her arsenal of threats used to counter these perils to our livelihoods.

The Threat of Pwnage

When you teach, my young tutor, you must remember to pwn your LAME student at the first opportunity. Only then, will you be strong, your student retreat, and the lesson can go on.

To test their understanding, students are normally required to attempt impromptu questions in the middle of their lesson with Miss Loi.

Miss Loi:Ok, now please try this question from your Ten-Year Series.

LAME student:Walau, Teacher you very good! Ask me to do question so that you can relax and SLACK at the side right?!

Miss Loi:You say I SLACK?! Fine. Do ALL the questions from topics X, Y, Z. We shall go through them in the next lesson so that I’ll have no time to slack!

LAME student:No no no … just joking. You’re not slack. =_=”

Just pwned another one last week 😉 Stay tuned for more threats!

頑張って!!!

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  1. HighwayBlogger's Avatar
    HighwayBlogger commented in tuition class


    2007
    Jul
    31
    Tue
    1:33am
     
    1

    hahaha... I like the way you use our emo kids' lingo 🙂

    pwnage! -.-"

    Thanks for dropping by and nice to meet you 😀

  2. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Jul
    31
    Tue
    9:37pm
     
    2

    HighwayBlogger,

    Thanx for stepping off the highway to drop by haha.

    All the emo stuffs these days huh ... when you have to decipher students' sms, blogs etc. ... you'll pick them up soon enuff! =_=

  3. Yee Hung's Avatar
    Yee Hung commented in tuition class


    2007
    Aug
    1
    Wed
    4:57am
     
    3

    Hey, I understand your frustration! I'm giving tuition to some kids too and they really climb over your head when you let them! It's driving me nuts!!!

    I'm going to try to pwn them in future haha!

    Btw, I really love your blog layout...Did you do it yourself?

  4. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2007
    Aug
    1
    Wed
    1:11pm
     
    4

    Yes Young Padawan William *oops* Hung,
    Pwn them early. Pwn them young.

    *Gosh that rhymes!*

    P.S. Regarding the blog layout, if you've read through some of the entries here, you'll know that Miss Loi's computing abilities actually hail from the Pre-Cambrian era.

    And if you've through some of the entries again, you'd probably have a good idea who did the layout 😉

  5. Aldwin's Avatar
    Aldwin commented in tuition class


    2007
    Oct
    13
    Sat
    1:26am

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