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Unveiling The Temple’s Signboard

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the desk of Miss Loi at 10:28 pm (Singapore time)

Till now, students, devotees, parents, postmen, pesky salesmen, stalkers etc. passing through The Temple Gates have all been greeted by the sight of this featureless wall.

Empty, Brooding Wall

Dull, brooding wall

Recognizing that a dull, brooding grey wall isn’t exactly the best thing to stir up the excitement of a new student, lift the spirits of weary devotees, or to assure postmen and stalkers that they’ve indeed come to the right place, the venerable High Priestess decided to dip into The Temple‘s funds to commission the building of a great sign …

A sign that would be hewn and produced from a single large 4 × 3 feet slab of acrylic by the finest artisans from Bras Basah Complex (that wouldn’t rip her off), and one that she ended up having to carry to The Temple by herself in an epic journey from the carpark 😡

The Sign at the End of the 38 Steps

The Sign at the End of the 38 Steps

A sign that would now greet all at the end of their arduous climb up the fabled 38 Steps.

One whose very sight of it would rejuvenate the lowest of spirits in the darkest of days, strike fear into those infected by the LMBFH Syndrome, and make all worries for tomorrow’s test/exam go away (provided you’ve done your revision).

Most importantly, it serves to remind all that

THIS IS MISS LOI’S TEMPLE,

where attaining your Salvation comes with ONE BIG CONDITION:

The Tablet of Salvation

Touch it on your way to the exam hall for some Harry Potter-ish “Temple Luck”
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6 Comments

  1. Claudia's Avatar
    Claudia commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jul
    28
    Tue
    10:48pm
     
    1

    Very nice!! Reminder to self, once 24seven make it big, we're going to make our spanking cool signboard too! Wohohoho!!!

  2. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jul
    28
    Tue
    11:30pm
     
    2

    Claudia dear, your office already has a cool sign - better than The Temple which regrettably has only a blank wall to show until now *sigh*

  3. arzhou (adrian)'s Avatar
    arzhou (adrian) commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jul
    28
    Tue
    11:32pm
  4. Mediksafe's Avatar
    Mediksafe commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jul
    29
    Wed
    8:50pm
     
    4

    Sifu Loi,

    I like the Tablet of Salvation ! Well done!!

    Tau-tieh-father

  5. Janice's Avatar
    Janice commented in tuition class


    2009
    Jul
    30
    Thu
    1:10am
  6. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2009
    Aug
    1
    Sat
    8:58pm
     
    6

    Thanks everyone! The signboard is blushing red after Miss Loi has shown it your compliments!

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