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Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi's Temple aka Joss Sticks Tuition Centre from the desk of Miss Loi at 4:56 pm (Singapore time)

Temple Polling Station

There is only one choice.

At an emergency sitting of The Temple Parliament convened by The High Priestess today in the face of the current flying teapots crisis, a motion was passed with a 100% (1-0) majority to amend Article (1 + x)n of The Temple Constitution, requiring all passing through the Temple Gates to make a compulsory Jφss Sticks offering at the voting altar (see photo above).

Students who fail to comply shall be deemed guilty of an offence punishable by an exponential increase in the amount of homework not exceeding x100 times the existing amount.

Remember …

Voting Is Compulsory. Your Vote Is Secret.

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So have you made your Jφss Sticks offering today?


P.S. Before any of you start accusing this as a blatant plagiarism of another finalist’s idea, let it be known that Miss Loi never thought of this as copying, but that she’s simply localising an inspirational idea.

P.P.S. Anyone has the Tamil fonts for “Please Vote“?

頑張って!!!

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11 Comments

  1. ignorantsoup's Avatar
    ignorantsoup commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    18
    Fri
    4:59pm
     
    1

    Lol. I know where the inspirational idea came from. hahahahaha..

    kk i shall go and make my offering for today!

  2. uzyn's Avatar
    uzyn commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    18
    Fri
    6:35pm
     
    2

    Wa!!!

    Even though this technically isn't cheating (as the voters are indeed unique individuals), but be careful about them accusing you of cheating due to repeatitive IPs.

    And good luck in your quest! I voted for you too!

  3. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    19
    Sat
    12:34am
     
    3

    The Venerable Miss Loi bows deeply and thanks Soupie & Uzyn, on behalf of The Temple, for your kind offerings.

    She would also like to mention that it's now past midnight, and that the time is ripe for your next offering for today 😉

    P.S. If repetitive IPs is considered 'cheating', then we might see the entire group of finalists summoned to Omy's office for an inaugural meetup session!

  4. oldmankind's Avatar
    oldmankind commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    19
    Sat
    12:16pm
     
    4

    can't wait to know ping blog awards 2 result for Loi 小姐

  5. |c3^sNoW's Avatar
    |c3^sNoW commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    19
    Sat
    8:36pm
     
    5

    wahsai miss loi u pwn everyone else in ur category like tt le la! haha!

  6. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    19
    Sat
    11:47pm
     
    6

    Wow! Finally, finally someone calls Miss Loi a 小姐 and not a 姑娘!!!

    Still waiting for Ping's results as of now ...

    |c3^sNoW: If only pwning is this easy - think some finalists might have even darker tricks up their sleeves *narrows eyes*

  7. |c3^sNoW's Avatar
    |c3^sNoW commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    20
    Sun
    11:42am
     
    7

    how abt calling Loi 姐姐? :p
    WAH wat darker tricks!! tsktsk.
    nvm Miss Loi is win fair na square can liao. wahaha.

  8. Nic's Avatar
    Nic commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    20
    Sun
    7:24pm
     
    8

    Wah... Miss Loi 姐姐 win already. I've been voting for you faithfully everyday... the voting period so long vote until neck long liao...

  9. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    20
    Sun
    11:45pm
     
    9

    Wei wei wei Loi 姐姐 can anyhow call one isit? Only kids up to a maximum age of 10 are allowed to address Miss Loi as such! Tsk tsk.

  10. |c3^sNoW's Avatar
    |c3^sNoW commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    21
    Mon
    12:03pm
     
    10

    bt its better than 姑娘 wat..lol. makes u sound younger oso 😀
    gambatte ah Miss Loi!

  11. eastcoastlife's Avatar
    eastcoastlife commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jul
    22
    Tue
    10:50am
     
    11

    Wah!! Liddat aso can!

    顺便vote Aunty hor! hehehe......

    I treat you all eat Katong famous custard puffs!!!
    Come to my durian stall!!

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