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# The Mathematics Of Love

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Posted at 2:59 pm
Toiling … I’m still toiling …

To answer all the usual “When? When?! WHEN?!!!!!!!!!!” questions hurled at Miss Loi during this time of the year, the 2009 Exam Papers are going to be released real soon (check out the re-designed write-up page if you haven’t yet done so ).

And to this end, Miss Loi has been hard at work churning out question after question, answer after answer, paper after paper, night after night and day after day, often leaving The Temple around midnight, and regrettably this has led to a reduction in blogging frequency (and her facial sessions) which she hopes will resume in full working order once this is over.

But sometimes those endless lines of mathematical equations can be a little too much even for her to bear. Especially in the past few nights, when a tired Miss Loi has been taking more and more breaks, watching more and more 土豆 drama, and sheepishly surfing more and more junk websites.

As Novena plunges into darkness leaving The Temple as the sole beacon of light in the neighbourhood at the end of each day, being alone and bored in the office late at night can tend to trigger all sorts of weird emotions. As such, Miss Loi is little ashamed to reveal that she has been visiting sites like Love Calculator and My Love Calculator in a vain attempt to discover if some of her … umm … old, old flames were really meant to work out in the first place.

Predictably, despite all their ‘powerful & accurate mathematical algorithms’, most of their results are a bit of a hit and miss really. But then Miss Loi stumbled upon this particular

LOVE CALCULATOR ← ☠ CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

whose predictions were, she felt, really accurate and that actually made her … umm … blush through the night

Try it and see if it works for you

Alright back to work … sigh …

*daydreams & blush blush*

P.S. Sorry if you find this post a little meaningless as this was actually written in the middle of the night just to keep the blogging frequency up.

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1. JH says

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omg its so evil...

2. Li-sa says

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Alright think we've had enough body count for this - it's time for Miss Loi to put up a warning sign next to the toxic link.

Oh, and HAPPY BELATED APRIL'S FOOL!

P.S. There's been a couple of cheeky "Tan Ah Cows" - who are you???

4. Tan Ah Cow says

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Blehh ! Tan Ah Cow is here

Have a fun time guessing who I'm xD

5. Li-sa says

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I hope you enjoyed the song.

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It's amazing that, despite the BIG TOXIC SIGN Miss Loi has put up, many are still going up the mountain even when they know a tiger is lurking up there i.e. 明知山有虎，偏向虎山行 ...

Li-sa: 你喺邊度搵到呢首歌？Brought back memories of those AVA sessions Miss Loi had in the school's AVA room in those bygone years, where we all wonder why did the voice of the ang moh narrator in every documentary sounded exactly the same.

Mr Tan! Out with your moo moo identity! Miss Loi is NOT having a fun time guessing when there's not even a hint of a clue!

7. Li-sa says

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8. mathslover says

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不入虎穴，焉得虎子？
Don't try the site, how do we know how Miss Loi tricked us?

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Li-sa: For a moment after seeing the source of the link, Miss Loi thought it was Zac singing in the video

P.S. Comments with links automatically get detained by the spam filter till they get released after some tough interrogation by Miss Loi.

mathslover: Umm ... it's already too late by the time you meet the tiger!

Update: And now Miss Loi's 'lover' is supposed to be Mas Selamat??? It's getting bizarre ...

### One Reaction

1. Miss Loi tweeted

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This made me blush through the night: http://tinyurl.com/d5eejx Maybe it'll make you day too

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