2009
Fri
25
Sep
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Inglourious *BEEP* Chapter One: The Crazy Cold Storage Aunty

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Posted at 5:06 pm by Miss Loi in E-Maths Questions

Based on a true story …

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Given that Miss Loi’s body fluid level F (in units) is inversely proportional to the square of the time t (in seconds),

  1. Which one of the graphs below could represent the relation between F and t?

    Variation Graph Options

  2. Find the percentage change in F when t is tripled.
  3. Given that Miss Loi’s fluid level F is dangerously low at 0.1 units when t=70 seconds, and that irreversible wrinkles and damage will occur on her silky smooth skin when F falls to half of this value, find

    1. the equation connecting F and t,
    2. the time t when Miss Loi needs to start drinking her barley water without paying , or kick the Crazy Aunty away with her 无影脚.

Must be the Curse of Sadako Loi taking effect :(



2009
Sat
12
Sep
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The Facebook Friend

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Posted at 1:50 am by Miss Loi in A-Maths Questions

It’s that time of the year again.

It’s the season when the stifling scent of joss sticks fills the air, and a pall of smoke hangs over the land. A time when little kids are told in no uncertain terms to say ‘excuse me‘ before they go peepee in the bushes.

Formula Sheets
Kawaii, aren’t they?

Shaken by last year’s harrowing encounter with the Binomial Zombie, Miss Loi decided not to stay too late at The Temple tonight, preferring to do up her colourful cutie set of formula sheets within the relative safety of her home this time round.

After a marathon workout session with the laptop, a tired Miss Loi did what most skiving teenagers at her age would do when they take a break from studying: login to her Facebook account.

Facebook Friend Requests

Sieving through the many dodgy friend requests that invariably showed up, she was drawn to this particular one:

Sadako's Friendship Request

The helpless-looking plea triggered her mathematical maternal instinct, and coupled with her excitement at meeting another Loi, made her click the ‘Confirm’ button without hesitation, totally failing to notice her long unkempt hair, and her Japanese-sounding first name.

Sadako's Friendship Confirmed

A while later this appeared on Miss Loi’s wall

Sadako's 1st Wall Post

Miss Loi duly replied:

Miss Loi's reply

And she replied:

Sadako's 2nd Wall Post

And then Miss Loi replied again:

Miss Loi's 2nd reply

And finally she replied:

Sadako's 3rd Wall Post

And this was what Miss Loi saw …

At the very moment a stunned Miss Loi finished viewing the video, the Facebook notification icon at the bottom-right of her screen popped up with a message …

Facebook Notification

… and she found this message waiting for her in her inbox

Sadako's Final Message

Now that YOU have watched the video, you have seven days to post up the solution here in order to save yourself from being dragged into your monitor screen by Sadako Loi!

Sadako Likes This!



2009
Tue
8
Sep
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Something’s Gotten Hold Of My Heart

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Posted at 11:46 am by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Car
Engine Start Button
Miss Loi, start your engine! (By the way, with the impending final exams, all your ‘engines’ should have started loooong ago)
Gear Knob
All students should be shifting to your highest gear by now!
The Wheel
And your wheels should be set in motion …
Boot
It may seem daunting for you to cram all the endless formulae, especially when your brain seems to lack the storage space, like this minuscule boot. But things will be much, much better through regular PRACTICE.
The Dashboard
And may you rev rev rev towards your Salvation!
Losing One's Chastity
Take all setbacks you encounter as temporary, but make sure you LEARN from every one of them :(
Spoiler
Time to spread your wings!
Can you spot my car?
Where is Miss Loi’s car?

Time for a new set of distance-time graph, speed-time graph and acceleration-time graph =)



2009
Tue
1
Sep
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Happy Day Of The ‘Chers!

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Posted at 9:28 am by Miss Loi in Miss Loi the Tutor

A busy August has flown by.

With a blink of an eye, the Day of the ‘Chers has arrived. (It rhymes!)

Mr Loi's Teachers' Day Cake
Mr Loi’s Teachers’ Day Cake

A day when ‘Chers (at least the non-hated ones) around Singapore get inundated with cutesy gifts, some of which are so exquisitely wrapped that it feels sinful just thinking about opening them.

Gifts
No Royce chocolate melted during the filming process

When they repeatedly get “Awww ….“, “Awwwwwwww ….“, “AWWWWWWWWWW ….” reading the numerous emo messages dedicated to them.

Teachers Day Messages
More Teachers Day Messages
Teachers Day Cards
Awwwww …

And a day when Miss Loi receives her report book from her student *sweats*

Miss Loi's Report Book Miss Loi's Teachers' Day Report
I PASSED! I PASSED!!!!11111

While Miss Loi (and all the Lois at The Temple) is once again extremely thankful and flattered by your messages and gifts (and the time some of you spent to make them), the Ultimate Gift that she craves and lusts from you shall always remain unchanged: that A1 for your O-Levels!

Last but not least, if you haven’t yet done so or, like someone with a crush, just can’t bring yourself to say it in front of your stern-looking Cher (but deep down you desperately want to with all your heart), here’s a great chance now for you to do it at Teachersday.sg and show your love (not confess your crush!) and appreciation and repent your sins to The One who, though stern-looking, have been working tirelessly each day driving your forward, marking your homework, checking if you have H1N1, putting up with your nonsense – all in the name of helping you live up to your full potential.

At the end of day, it’s always, always the little thought that count isn’t it?

Teachers' Day 2009
More Teachers' Day 2009 Gifts
Happy Teachers’ Day Everyone!


2009
Sat
15
Aug
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

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Posted at 10:53 pm by Miss Loi in A-Maths Questions
My Dirty Car
Miss Loi’s neglected car
click to see how horribly dirty it is

With the return of the haze and Miss Loi’s recent absence away in the Plane of Geometry, the poor car is looking a little neglected these days.

Dismayed and feeling depressed like a guilty parent each time she saw the dismal state of its paintwork, Miss Loi decided to send the car for a long-overdue wash plus pamper it with one of those much-touted “car grooming” sessions.

When she collected her car later in the day, her depression was cured instantly by the uplifting sight of its dazzling shine.

Words could not describe the silky sensation as she ran her slim fingers slowly across its smooth immaculately-waxed body, now free of the minuscule scratches and parabolic swirls that once scarred it.

It was almost like getting a new car, and this feeling stayed with her throughout her drive to a new student’s home, situated at the end of a straight road in a carpark-deprived area, for her next tuition session.

Bird's Eye View
Bird’s eye view
- Miss Loi’s somewhere down there

As she slowly walked away, turning her head every few steps to admire the shine of her parked car, little did she realize that this glint of a shine would attract the attention of a little bird perched on a large tree at the end of the road.

Before long the area was slowly draped by a large shadow that caused Miss Loi to stop in her tracks, look up, and stare in utter horror at a huge fleet of birds flying towards her direction in an aggressive-looking formation, each with its … umm … “crosshairs” trained on the car.

The air raid siren in her mind sounded, and it was sheer luck that got her to the car in time before these terrors in the sky rained destruction upon the land.

Pitter-patter
When heroes are born

In heroic scenes that followed, left and right she swerved her car as she strived to save it from the relentless onslaught, narrowly avoiding bomb after bomb of waste matter that whistled through the air before landing with a sickening *splat* inches away from her.

Just when it seemed certain the car would be martyred on this very day, the flock began to turn back, as Miss Loi charged her way to freedom beyond the bombing range, immensely relieved that her superb driving skills had somehow saved her from the pounding.

But now she’s stuck at the end of the road, in a tense face-off with the evil birds on the tree at the opposite end readying themselves for the next bombing run, while her new student waits patiently for her in her house …

Linear Law Question Diagram

Noticing the pattern of the impact points along the road, Miss Loi suspects that their distance d from the centre of the road and the distance x along the road is connected by the equation d={ax}/{bx^2+5}

Bravely measuring a few samples along certain intervals on the road, Miss Loi recorded the following sets of values:

x (m) 5 10 15 20 25 30
d (m) 2.50 0.9 3.21 2.85 2.50 2.20

Given there’s nowhere else she can park her car other than along the centre of the narrow road (inside the bombing range), *use a suitable graph to examine the validity of Miss Loi’s equation, and estimate the values of a and b.

At which point (x) along the road should Miss Loi park her car to minimize the chances of it being hit i.e. where d is maximum?

*This is a Linear Law question requiring you to plot a graph on a piece of graph paper. You may generate a piece of graph paper online should you not to have one with you.

As Miss Loi doesn’t have any graph paper with her (shame on her!), can you please help her find the safest spot to park her shiny car so that she can start her new student’s tuition session on time with peace of mind?