Amid the ubiquitous images of F1 cars zipping through the pages of today’s Sunday Times, you’ll find a million-dollar link on the front page
to a million-dollar article on page 12,
about million-dollar tutors and their supposed million-dollar salaries,
where, according to the solitary source, there are whisperings of a secretive Million Dollar Round Table of Tutors, like the legendary King Arthur’s Knights of the Round Table.
Reading through the article, however, the math doesn’t seem to add up, as none of the figures put forth (from those of that champion economics
tutor mass lecturer to the relatively tiny classes of yours truly) are anywhere near that magic number.
In any case, with the ‘O’ Levels looming in a month’s time, Miss Loi had better focus on her teaching her flock of 160 students
who sometimes like to ‘fly Miss Loi’s aeroplane’ rather than ponder about monetary fantasies, and be contented with her life as a thousannaire just like all everyone else.
*wipes sweat from forehead*
But in any case, a warm welcome from Jφss Sticks to all Sunday Times readers
, but too bad there’s no sexy maths tutor photo of her this time!
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Now that I’ve seen them,
SOMEONE STOLE MY STICKERS!!!
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