Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 17 years she has been a savior to countless students ... 
CASE NO.: 123-456789-0 DATE: 21 JULY 2008 TIME: AROUND 6.30PM SCENE OF CRIME: MISS LOI’S TEMPLE CLASSIFICATION: GANG ASSAULT DESCRIPTION:
Before Miss Loi went to the toilet:
The faithful Mr Dustbin, gobbling up sweet wrappers since 2007.
After Miss Loi returned from the toilet:
Can almost see a tear flowing from his eye.
The following (disturbing) footage was recovered from the crime scene:
Investigations are ongoing.
Meanwhile, the public is strongly advised to keep their dustbins in a safe place away from the dangerous siao cha bors in the above footage, and to vote for Miss Loi at the SG Blog Awards.
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Woah! Mr Dustbin is da Dude!
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Your dustbin also so cute one.
Thanks for giving me an alert. I thought Aunty got no chance to enter Hall of Fame.
I’ve been voting for you. Can you vote for my son if you’re not voting anyone in the Youth category? Tks.
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Cute dustbin. Seriously, if I have a dustbin like that, I won’t bear to use it. Haha.
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WishBoNe: And this is how he’s rewarded for his faithfulness *sigh*
ECL: Have been faithfully voting for everyone listed here (at the end of the post) daily since the beginning (ok some on alternate days as > 1 in the same category)
加油！！！
DK: Regardless of whether you use it or not, it’ll probably end up with the same fate due to its … umm … cuteness.
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LOL… what a cute dustbin wore like a hip hop dude.
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Pitty dustbin. That was funny and creative. You girls are great!
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I love the little shoes! They’re adorable.
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hyperX: Welcome to the dustbin cosplay scene. Maybe it’s a spillover from Racial Harmony Day
oOFool: Thanks but for the record, Miss Loi has got NOTHING to do with the alleged gang assault.
Kym: Miss Loi is still wondering where did those shoes come from *scratch head*
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ur students damn cute leh!
*ask miss loi’s students 2 do a Miss Dustbin*
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I appeal to Omy for the most beautiful dustbin post award and that it goes to our pretty Miss Loi
姐姐.曜
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|c3^sNoW: For the moment, it’s obvious that they prefer guys.
Soupie: You “姐姐” one more time …
BTW, we’ve added some little code to make this blog post resemble one of those Hong Kong《刑事偵緝檔案》opening scenes.
Do come in and take a look
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Haha I like the slowly typed out words oneesan..haha
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can make it into dustbin couple mah! so sweet! wahaha. nee chan~~
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Ay Ms Loi, notice you trailing again! Just voted for you. Jia you!
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Soupie + |c3^sNoW: And Miss Loi actually thought there were some problems with certain characters in your comments … grrr …
食神呀食神: These days it’s been going up and down so much that it’s easier to predict the stock market *sigh*
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tks.. those r my keychain shoes, hahahahahaha
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hi hi hi!!!!! wanna see me blog it is http://www.coke95.blogspot.com any way the makers of the dustbin one of them is me!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Diane: Your great blog has only one entry???