2009
Fri
31
Jul

So Long, And Thanks For All The Worksheets

(10)
Posted at 11:28 pm

When smoke fills The Temple at each joss sticks session, and students get relentlessly bombarded by question after question from Miss Loi’s worksheets, few would notice a secret group of teens busily typing away in another room.

Meet C and G (names hidden to protect their identities lest they get interrogated on the whereabouts of their workplace), Microsoft Word extraordinaire and worksheet generating machines.

The indispensible G (left) and C (right)
- C happens to be a former student of Miss Loi

Part of the select few who have earned the misfortune rare honour of being trained in the dark art of drawing pretty diagrams the likes of those seen on this blog, C and G have been working feverishly behind the scenes churning out customized notes, worksheets and formula sheets and buying kopi on demand, so that Miss Loi can save time from compiling them and spend more time instead chiding helping students who can’t do the questions contained within these worksheets.

Customized notes, worksheets and formula sheets combined and compiled from various books and sources by C & G to tekan students in each joss sticks session. Beautiful works of art aren’t they?

But now the time has come for them to leave to pursue their own dreams in their respective universities, and fill The Temple with a sudden sense of emptiness with their departure.

Aftermath of the farewell lunch

Nonetheless Miss Loi would like to take this opportunity to say a BIG

Thank You

for everything you girls (and those before you i.e. M etc.) have done.

The place will never be the same again without your laughter and the “Nobody nobody but chu!” that Miss Loi can hear even when she’s teaching 2-3 rooms away.

Now Miss Loi will just have to learn to become a worksheet churning machine herself

Revision Exercise

To show that you have understood what Miss Loi just taught you, you must:

1. kooriyuki says

2009
Aug
1
Sat
12:10am

1

Miss Loi, find A and T then you can have a complete DNA nucleotides! XD

2. mathslover says

2009
Aug
1
Sat
12:31am

2

First Miss Loi gets revealed, then her 幕后工作人员 gets revealed... who next?

3. clarion-x says

2009
Aug
1
Sat
10:33am

3

Miss Loi! After Os I go the Temple find holiday job can?

4. 2009
Aug
1
Sat
12:03pm

4

Miss Loi needs new assistant?

5. 2009
Aug
1
Sat
8:50pm

5

kooriyuki: and then we can bring back the dinosaurs?

mathslover: After the 幕后工作人员, the credits usually scroll to the soundtracks and sponsors of the show

Clarion + Alphonse: Oh dear this blog post is not a job advertisement!

6. 2009
Aug
1
Sat
10:24pm

6

Ah! Why never hire me as temp staff. I want to work with Miss Loi. Hehe.

7. 2009
Aug
1
Sat
11:19pm

7

Have the nice day.

8. M says

2009
Aug
8
Sat
11:16pm

8

no fair, no picture of me!

9. 2009
Aug
9
Sun
9:45am

9

Oh poor M. You were cruelly snatched away from The Temple by the organizers of today's NDP, before Miss Loi even had the chance to take your handsome photo!

One Reaction

1. Miss Loi tweeted

2009
Jul
31
Fri
3:29pm

10

So long, and thanks for all the worksheets: http://bit.ly/19l4B3

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