In motor sports, races are decided by a fraction of a second. And since how fast a car accelerates can be loosely determined by the Physics formula:
Acceleration = Force/Mass
that’s why in a bid to reduce the mass component of the above formula, racing car interiors are always stripped bare of unnecessary weight items like spare tyres, rear seats, carpet floorings etc., like this:
Miss Loi has been driving around like this since yesterday, after having her car’s rear seats removed and the carpets stripped for drying following the Great Flood.
No wonder she has been finding it easier to out-sprint the irritating uncles who speed up the moment she signals to change lanes.
And in the absence of sound insulation, the car now sounds like a race car too: with an engine roar comparable to that from a turbocharged Ah Beng car that drove alongside hers this morning, that also managed to drown out her techno tracks, and whatever that’s left of her hearing.
Let’s hope that she doesn’t drown out her students’ hearings during lessons today 
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Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths tuition. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 22 years she has been a savior to countless students ... 
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woah... i hope the interiors have already dried... but on the other hand, u get to be ala F1 driver
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*Hopes for sunny days even as storm clouds gather at Novena and car interior getting increasingly tainted by wet shoe prints*
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Stripped down, I like.
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Wow..our sexy math tutor is now a sexy F1 driver!
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Kenny: Good pickup + good FC = Miss Loi also like!
But at this rate she's going to need earplugs soon.
Soupie: Yeah an imaginary F1 driver - at least relative to the irritating uncles!
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Miss Loi.. U send it to AMK autopoint?.. Hahah remember me working in that area.. Hmm Poor thing to travel ard in your car in such situation.
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Of course Miss Loi remembers Berlin!
This was done at a workshop in Alexandra Village. Speaking of which, we're entering Day Three now and still no news from them as to whether the carpets have dried - Miss Loi is really turning deaf from the road noise!
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Now it's the good time to check for any Milo or Dutch Lady logo in your car....
U know lah ... how japs car were build...
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WOW what did you do to your car? i send my condolences to that poor poor poor car of yours =X
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Acc=force/mass....So force=accxmass????
I am still interested to know my 'pokeing force'!!!
He! He! I suppose this few day u becum 'Ah Lian' driving a 'Ah Beng' car!!!
Have a nice day!
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Bengz: Just had a look this morning and discovered an Asahi Beer logo with the words "Made In Japan".
Think Milo is quite rare in Japan.
Charlene: You didn't read the second part of the article? Office flooded, car flooded too!
Thanks for your sympathies and wishes. Miss Loi will place a joss stick in front of the car on your behalf.
HAM: Umm ... think you'll need to find a Physics tutor blog to explain to you the concepts of Forces & Mechanics. Hmmm is there one out there?
BTW just sent car in for re-carpeting. So today's Ah Lian sitting in taxi day!
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you know hor i am super amazed at how creative you are to teach math! maybe if i met you earlier or like... (i'd like to think you are like either a couple of years old than me only!) born later, i would probably performed better in math! i mean sometimes i cant even like do 11x11. hhahahahaa
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Julianne: Only a couple of years older than you? Gosh your math is already awesome! *blushes*
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Good morning, Miss Looooooooi!
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Good evening and welcome to Jφss Sticks peeweeweeeeeeeeeee!
Umm ... are you in Singapore's timezone?
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Miss Looooooi, I ish Sillyporean.
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LOL @ peeweeweeeee Aren't we all? Aren't we all ....
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LOL. good morning...? Oo
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Good morning KEN!!!