Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 17 years she has been a savior to countless students ... [read more]
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Miss Loi’s phone calls to those on her waiting list can be loosely grouped into the straightforward type and those that involve listening to some tragic 凄凉 academic tale. If in an hour, Miss Loi gets 2 more straightforward phone calls than 凄凉 phone calls, and that a 凄凉 phone call takes 15 minutes longer than a straightforward phone call, find the total time Miss Loi takes to make 60 straightforward phone calls and 30 tragic 凄凉 phone calls.
Paiboon Sirimahboonkrongwattanapattayabangkokshinawatrachatuchakwong (let’s just call him Boon for short) is a foreign student in Singapore who aspires to become a Singapore Citizen one day. To that end, he’s a little embarrassed that he doesn’t yet know how to sing the full national anthem of Singapore, for he has always been late for his mari kita due to the erratic bus services plying the route between his school and his dormitory located within earshot of snarling residents in a peaceful estate in Singapore’s northeast.
On a quiet day, Miss Loi sat in a lotus position in The Temple to mark her students’ homework. A buzzing sound broke the Zen-like calm, as a fly settled on an opened page of her textbook. Down came Miss Loi’s 1000-Newton 如来神掌 upon the poor fly, to deliver swift justice for its trespassing. Or so it seemed …
Miss Loi was kindly invited by Omy.sg to the Gala Premiere of Money No Enough 2. But the novelty of attending this premiere screening was negated by the fact that Miss Loi is now nursing a terrible neck ache after staring at hugely deformed faces of Jack Neo, Mark Lee and 辉哥 for over two hours.
