Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths tuition. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 19 years she has been a savior to countless students ... [read more]
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The Ah Beng cut a lonely figure as he watched, forlornly, her lithe figure receding gradually into the distance … leaving him with a profound feeling of loss … But loss often leads to suffering, suffering leads to anger, and anger leads to hate. And suddenly a voice whispered in his head …
At the Chinatown market last night, a stall keeper sold me two jars of pineapple tarts at the same price. He claimed that, while he made a profit of 20% on one of them, he also made a loss of 20% on the other - hence he “didn’t make any money from me”. Was he telling the truth?
The busy period has taken a toll on Miss Loi’s well-being, as evident from the occasional misaligned eyelash extensions. What cannot be forgiven though, was that pair of bushy, Susan Boyle-lookalike eyebrows seen in the washroom mirror this evening, which warranted an emergency visit to her beautician who, unfortunately, had closed for the night.
Two boys who had been diligently attending Miss Loi’s sessions were eagerly anticipating their next class - one that was rumoured to have many chio girls in attendance. Their wish was granted by the sight of an absolute stunner of a girl, dressed in the most kawaii Sailormoon uniform, seated at the far corner of the room.
