Category Archives: Miss Loi’s Temple

Chronicles of the Great Maths Tuition Centre in Novena. Come hither, and thou shalt be saved!



2008
Fri
5
Dec
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The Flesh Is Willing But The Spirit Is Weak

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Posted at 5:08 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple
The Flesh Is Willing But The Spirit Is Weak

It’s known that Miss Loi’s therapeutic joss sticks can have a calming effect on students’ minds. Unfortunately they sometimes go beyond that, gifting the student the ability to see through his arm.

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2008
Sun
30
Nov
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The Temple Walls Are Turning Green!

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Posted at 5:38 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple
The Temple Walls Are Turning Green!

The Temple walls are turning green. For a week, ungodly *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *BANG BANG BANG* *KOK KOK KOK* sounds have been heard coming from The Temple, where hammer-wielding men have been turning up daily to hunt down Miss Loi like a scene from a horror movie.

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2008
Sun
21
Sep
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The Trigonometry of Shopping

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Posted at 9:10 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple
The Trigonometry of Shopping

As devotees of The Temple enter the dark, dark period of end-of-year exams and the O-Levels, traces of their past worldly, materialistic lives (which they are supposed to have given up by oath a month ago) tend to show up every now and then: Don’t forget that minus (-) sign in the last equation after [...]

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2008
Tue
22
Jul
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The Sad, Sad Life Of The Dustbin At Miss Loi’s Temple

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Posted at 9:28 am by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple
The Sad, Sad Life Of The Dustbin At Miss Loi’s Temple

DATE: 21 JULY 2008 TIME: 6.30PM SCENE OF CRIME: MISS LOI’S TEMPLE CLASSIFICATION: GANG ASSAULT The following (disturbing) footage was recovered from the crime scene. Investigations are ongoing. Meanwhile, the public is strongly advised to keep their dustbins in a safe place away from the dangerous siao cha bors in the above footage.

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2008
Fri
18
Jul
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Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures

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Posted at 4:56 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple
Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Measures

At an emergency sitting of The Temple Parliament convened by The High Priestess today in the face of the current flying teapots crisis, a motion was passed with a 100% (1-0) majority to amend Article (1 + x)n of The Temple Constitution, requiring all to make a compulsory Jφss Sticks offering at the voting altar (see photo above).

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