Category Archives: Miss Loi's Temple

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2008
Fri
27
Jun

Extending The Temple - Rekindling A Love-Hate Relationship

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Talk about friends in need.
As it’s becoming imperative that The Temple expands asap, Miss Loi shamelessly turns to Billy, Vika, Kludd (grrr …) and other friends again for help, even though their last meeting ended in rather acrimonious circumstances.

Let’s hope that she doesn’t foul it up this time

P.S. This short update notwithstanding, […]

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2008
Sun
11
May

When Rabbits Munch On Fresh Green Grass, They Cannot See The Storm Coming From The Horizon

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Like starving rabbits freed from the shackles of their little cages, they bounded towards the vast open meadows of freedom beyond. As they bask in the glorious sunshine, few, however, notice the cluster of storm clouds gathering on the horizon. But notice them Miss Loi (with her geeky 450-degree glasses) did.

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2008
Sun
30
Mar

The Carpets Have Dried

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Following that fateful day of The Great Flood, signs of life are slowly returning to The Temple. Spiraling columns of smoke from joss sticks sessions can be seen once more, and Miss Loi’s fierce voice reprimanding students who didn’t do their homework echoes through the plains of Novena again. But some things do change, while some never will.

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2008
Sun
23
Mar

Miss Loi’s Temple is Under Water!

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Folks, Miss Loi presents to you the following tragic scenes from The Temple, reminiscent of students struggling to make their way to school in some flooded Third-World country. During a freak shower yesterday, rainwater burst through the roof of The Temple. It happened when a student went to the toilet to “fix her hair”, and ended up getting her hair “fixed” by the shower on her way back to the classroom.

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2007
Tue
6
Nov

The Long and Short about IKEA’s Quality & Their Instruction Manuals

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As some of you might know, Miss Loi is currently busy with refurbishing The Temple for the new season.

With their “wide range of well designed, functional home furnishing products at prices so low that everyone can afford them“, Miss Loi has always been a compulsive raider of their outlets whenever something needs a facelift.
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