Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 17 years she has been a savior to countless students ... [read more]
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Miss Loi was kindly invited by Omy.sg to the Gala Premiere of Money No Enough 2. But the novelty of attending this premiere screening was negated by the fact that Miss Loi is now nursing a terrible neck ache after staring at hugely deformed faces of Jack Neo, Mark Lee and 辉哥 for over two hours.
While Miss Loi’s joss sticks have been keeping the Mathematical Menace at bay, tales have emerged of ANOTHER Miss Loi, healing those genetically-mutilated by biological warfare, reviving those electrocuted by Ohm’s Law, and resurrecting those nuked so badly that their very existence is held together only by Van der Waals forces.
DATE: 21 JULY 2008 TIME: 6.30PM SCENE OF CRIME: MISS LOI’S TEMPLE CLASSIFICATION: GANG ASSAULT The following (disturbing) footage was recovered from the crime scene. Investigations are ongoing. Meanwhile, the public is strongly advised to keep their dustbins in a safe place away from the dangerous siao cha bors in the above footage.
At an emergency sitting of The Temple Parliament convened by The High Priestess today in the face of the current flying teapots crisis, a motion was passed with a 100% (1-0) majority to amend Article (1 + x)n of The Temple Constitution, requiring all to make a compulsory Jφss Sticks offering at the voting altar (see photo above).
Q: How do you feel to be one of the Singapore Blog Awards’ finalists? A: Since being selected, the shape of Miss Loi’s lips can be expressed by the function: f(x) = ax2, where a>0. It’s up to voters and judges to increase the value of a to as high as possible, but not too high as her mouth would start to look a bit weird.
