On a rare sunny Monday, Miss Loi visited a Sakae Sushi outlet, along with her Mom and Sis, to celebrate her Sis’s birthday.
When they were seated at the table, the waitress asked,
Can ALL of you show me your IC or student pass?
Miss Loi’s Sis (who IS a student):
Wah! Student got discount?!
Waitress:
No.
Miss Loi (who tutors students):
So why would you want to see our ICs/student passes?
Waitress:
Just to check if you’re adults.
Miss Loi *points to self*:
Do I look like a student?
*points to Mom (who IS a student of English and computer classes at the local CC)*
Does SHE look like a student???
Waitress: … *quickly takes orders and scurries away*
Maybe this is Sakae Sushi’s novel way of flattering its customers. Maybe the waitress (who could be an O-Level student) wanted to collect some customer data of her own to practise her statistics, now that more topics like standard deviation have just been added to the new syllabus.
Maybe it was Miss Loi’s kawaii act-cute outfit.
In any case, maybe she should start believing her Mom whenever she complains about annoying uncles ogling her at the local CC.
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Wah Miss Loi, I think you scared the poor waitress lor. Anyway why would they need to check if you are adult makes no sense unless you are ordering Sake or something alcoholic
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Can I know your.... Mum?
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Arzhou: Miss Loi did check Sakae Sushi's webbie later and there's actually this Students Promotion where, for every 4 students, 1 student will get the Tea Time Buffet free.
But still, with just the 3 of them, the math doesn't quite add up *scratches head*
KRISANDRO! Sorry she's already taken. Else the world wouldn't have gotten the privilege to witness Miss Loi's existence.
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Haha.. The waitress was trying to check if you are the Miss Loi from the newspapers..She wants to sign up for your classes personally..lol
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Wah lau. They teach stats at O levels? How come my education was so crap? Dammit.
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Soup: Umm ... doubt you'll say that if you've seen her face at that moment.
Nocturne: You're not from the world-class education system here?
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Walau pple trying to give you compliment also you scare her away!
Waitress is saying, ALL of you look so young!!!!
Or mebbe they have a special menu that day - intoxicating ingredients were used in the sushi and underaged people aren't allowed to consume (by law).
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Why is everyone saying that Miss Loi scared the waitress away?
Those who know Miss Loi in real life will find her very *cough*demure and soft-spoken*cough* one okay ...
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Problem is, smc will not let anyone here enjoy her company hence, it shall forever remain an "unknown".. or in your maths-speak ... "x"
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Why didn't Miss Loi set a math question for the waitress to answer?
"What is the probability of Mrs Loi and Miss Loi being a student?"
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I have this nagging feeling that your temple is at Goldhill Centre, isn't it?
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Peewee, did you have a dream last night?
Ultimately, that's for you to decide on whether to trust your own 'nagging feeling' or not
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Nope, I didn't have any dreams but after seeing your entry about the fire, I find the place familiar cause I work there before.
Who knows we might have shared the same table during lunch before!
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Oooh you were working in close proximity to The Temple? Did you notice that your math was suddenly better and you were able to perform calculations faster throughout your stint there? LOL
But then again, The Temple could have been in United Square, Goldhill Plaza, Goldhill Shopping Centre, Novena Square, IRAS etc. etc.
To think that we could've been fighting for table seats at the coffeeshop!
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Teecheer teecheer, can you teach this singapore girl to hav a little more I.Q, please???
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