There has been a sudden spike in this blog’s traffic in the past week.
As far as she knows, Miss Loi is not aware of herself being featured on another newspaper article again. A quick check with one of Singapore’s popular meta blog showed that Edison & Co are still holding on to their democratically-elected powers.
However a glance at her web stats revealed an unexpected influx of visitors finding this blog via googling terms like “sexy tutor in bikini“, “bikini tutor sg“, “singapore sexy tutor“, and whatever Permutations & Combinations one can devise from these terms.
But as Miss Loi was clearing her old newspapers last night, the intriguing mystery of the traffic spike was finally solved when she came across an article in Lianhe Wanbao. At the risk of this blog resembling some tabloid’s raunchy Page One, this is what she saw:
Apparently a Singaporean tutor posted up some bikini shots of her on the internet in order to ‘solicit more business’.
Curious to find out more about this … umm … ‘competitor‘, Miss Loi spent a long time searching terms like “sexy tutor in bikini“, “bikini tutor sg” and “singapore sexy tutor” in Google, only to be repeatedly frustrated in her attempts as all her searches eventually brought her to this stupid website that only offers boring math tips and questions and contained NO pictures whatsoever of the tutor in question.
So for this, Miss Loi would like to offer her heartfelt apologies to the hordes of cheekopeks esteemed visitors who found this humble blog via the above-mentioned search terms. May her challenging math questions go some ways in alleviating the immense disappointment and anger that you’ve undoubtedly experienced when you couldn’t find what you were looking for when you arrived here.
Meanwhile, anyone with any information or lead to this mysterious sexy tutor would be greatly appreciated 😛
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You'll always be *THE* Sexy Tutor to me... 🙂
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Hahaha..!
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I am sure your new visitors were not disappointed. After all, you are the sexiest.
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I can't believe anyone can be sexier than you! LOL
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I dont care about any other sexy cher~...The way u mix maths questions with different story line are so funny and interesting! No bikini pic never mind, the takashimaya welcoming style pic is gd enough.
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Why dun you post a picture of you in bikini and let us vote who's the sexiest? 😛
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oh dear...
But I really want to find that sexy tutor too... since my math skill need *constant attention*.
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when I saw the news article, immediately I knew they were talking about you lah.. but how wrong I was to be!
This sexy maths tutor is much more sexy :p
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Woah! No wander u demand s$12k!!! I will say worth every cents!
Have a nice day!
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Ok folks it's been a busy couple of days so here goes ...
FoxTwo + Precious + Ignorantsoup + Bypasser, oh thank you so much for your support! Couldn't have done it without you guys! Miss Loi shall continue to work hard to make sure that ... umm ... all Singaporean students have maps and ... umm ... can locate Singapore on a world map ... for she believes that our education like such as Malaysia, and umm ... Iraq should help the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future ..."
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Cris: Why so happy??? Were you one of those who found this site via Google?
Tianhong: Aiyah no need to vote lah. Let her win lah!
Mgccl: There's a new topic called Curves & Circles for the new A-Maths syllabus in Singapore. Somehow Miss Loi thinks you'll really excel in this topic from all the *constant attention* Men ... sigh ...
HighwayBlogger: Wah you read Wanbao! Did you win the 10 million TOTO? And you really thought THAT was Miss Loi?!
HAM: Oh no a representative from the horde has spoken!
P.S. FoxTwo do you think you'll be able to unmask this girl?
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1) Why would I wanna unmask her? No interest in her whatsoever
2) The masking was done with coarse pixels, meaning more information was obliterated. Even if the unmasking was done, there's not enough information left to extrapolate the missing bits... so, her face will look like kenna lorry langar anyway...
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You forgot to add ".... and World Peace" to the end of your acceptance speech :p