2007
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The 7 Threats Of Highly Effective Tutoring: The Threat Of Pwnage

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Posted at 10:04 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi the Tutor

Yoda & Padawan All these years, Miss Loi has not been labeled ‘The Queen of Threats’ for nothing.

Tutors (at least those who’ve been around as long as Miss Loi) will undoubtedly face lazy, act-smart, mischievous, evil (in short: LAME) students at some point in our underrated careers.

Grave tales of many a noob young aspiring tutor being reduced to an emotional heap by these merciless LAMErs serve as sombre reminders of the occupational hazards we brave tutors face each day.

As a little public service to help to all young padawan tutors caught up in a tangle with LAME students, Miss Loi shall, in the coming weeks, systematically unveil her arsenal of threats used to counter these perils to our livelihoods.

The Threat of Pwnage

When you teach, my young tutor, you must remember to pwn your LAME student at the first opportunity. Only then, will you be strong, your student retreat, and the lesson can go on.

To test their understanding, students are normally required to attempt impromptu questions in the middle of their lesson with Miss Loi.

Miss Loi:Ok, now please try this question from your Ten-Year Series.

LAME student:Walau, Teacher you very good! Ask me to do question so that you can relax and SLACK at the side right?!

Miss Loi:You say I SLACK?! Fine. Do ALL the questions from topics X, Y, Z. We shall go through them in the next lesson so that I’ll have no time to slack!

LAME student:No no no … just joking. You’re not slack. =_=”

Just pwned another one last week ;) Stay tuned for more threats!

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2007
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Probability – The Search For Miss Loi

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Posted at 12:17 am by Miss Loi in E-Maths Questions

The probability of a Probability question appearing in your exams is probably 1, so Miss Loi probably thinks that it’s probably a good idea to finally include a probability problem here. (Try saying this in 5 seconds!)

Anyway, students should be alert to the fact that probability questions tend to be a little long-winded, low on mathematical figures/notations but high on rhetorics.

Sometimes you feel like you’re doing English comprehension right in the middle of your Maths paper, like this:

Lure by the promises of exotic virgins, endless rivers of wine, treasures of gold, meeting the Venerable Miss Loi and attaining Mathematical salvation, a gallant knight named John one day decides to embark on a quest to discover the whereabouts of Miss Loi’s Temple once and for all.

As such, this brave knight shall journey once a week (in shining armour and all) into the deep recesses of Novena, and brave the dangers that lurk within, till he finds the elusive Temple.

The probability of Sir John finding Miss Loi’s Temple in each journey to Novena is 1/5.

  1. Expressing your answers as fractions, find the probability that Sir John
    1. fails to find it in the first journey but finds it in the second journey.
    2. finds it either in the first or second week.
    3. fails to find it in the first three journeys.
    4. finds it in one of the first five weeks.
  2. Find the probability, in terms of n, that Sir John finds the Temple in one of the first n weeks.

Frankly this question is not difficult but a curious number of students contrive to get it wrong. The real danger here is probably that big mess of words designed to confuse the knight out of you. So read carefully.

What will John do when he finds the Temple eventually? Will he still make another journey the following week?

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2007
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Circular Measure – Like Sailors To Sirens

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Posted at 5:56 pm by Miss Loi in A-Maths Questions

Following the recent discussion on what constitutes a ‘premium’ question (i.e. questions that reward you with lovely marshmallows during joss sticks sessions at The Temple), here’s one for the sake of an example:

Circular Measure Diagram In the diagram, ABCD is a square of 5cm. Find the area of the shaded region.

Such a beauty. Simplicity at its finest. Strictly speaking, even an (smart) E-Maths student should be able to do this.

However, just like the tendancy of a Zen Master to speak in profound riddles, questions of such minimalistic nature are often hidden death traps meant to snare unsuspecting students.

Unfortunately in exams where time is at a premium (no pun intended), many students still choose to be overwhelmed by long questions (i.e. those with parts (a) to (z)) and, like sailors drawn to sirens, couldn’t resist the allure of ‘short and simple’ questions – only to get stuck reflecting on this one question till the clock runs out.

Remember: Long questions are meant to help you. (Too) Short questions might kill you.

To illustrate further, would you rather see this in your exam?

Why did the chicken cross the road? [12 marks]

Or this?

A chicken is being chased by a cat (top speed 3.5km/h). With the cat just 10m behind, the chick stops in front of a road and sees a Ferrari Enzo (top speed 350km/h) speeding towards its direction from 1km away.

  1. Calculate the time the cat takes to reach the chick, assuming chick is still deliberating at the roadside. [5 marks]
  2. Calculate the time the Ferrari Enzo takes to reach the crossing point at top speed. [5 marks]
  3. Hence, explain why did the chicken cross the road. [2 marks]

Danger!WARNING: Kids, premium questions are dangerous! If you encounter one in your exam, skip and do the rest first*, and come back only when you have the time. Time (and not your ego) is of the essence!

Best attempted at home or at Miss Loi’s Temple in anticipation of marshmallows. Not in your exam!

*applicable only if you’re not a Math Genius or cyborg

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2007
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With Great Food Comes Great Responsibility

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Posted at 7:48 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple

Please don't do this!

Since the earlier post on the gastronomical delights that await students at The Temple, there seems to be some dissent coming from a minority (read: minority) section of the student population:

How come only have Mentos and Fruit Plus?! Where are the marshmallows and Galatine chocolate you promised on your blog?! I don’t care! I want my money back!!!

Miss Loi you stole ALL MY food!

We want Ferrero Rocher! We want Ferrero Rocher!

Now before you bunch of rowdy radical youths commence your sit-in demonstration outside the hallowed Temple Gates, let Miss Loi remind you of the following para at the end of that post:

… let it be known that these premium tidbits are only available as rewards to those of you who can answer the questions correctly in class!

Premium Questions For Premium Food! Yeah that’s right, there’s no free marshmallow in this world!

To facilitate this, Miss Loi shall now indicate in worksheets via (*) asterisks all ‘premium’ questions which, if answered correctly, will lead to a marshmallow/Mallow Blast/Galatine chocolate popping into your mouth.

Only valid if you get it correct on your first attempt on your own. Not counted if there’s any assistance or prompting from Miss Loi or your classmates (don’t think they will)!

To prevent a potentially fatal incident where a Math Genius gets choked to death by hundreds of marshmallows, these premium questions shall be of sufficient complexity/difficulty such that (barring freak cases) on average only 30% of Miss Loi’s students will get them right on the first attempt.

Now would you please excuse Miss Loi as she pops another marshmallow into her mouth. *enjoys the lofty feeling of great authority!*

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2007
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Oh Dear! Minister Got Bashed Up!

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Posted at 9:52 pm by Miss Loi in Study Break

Having successfully exposed and thwarted Borat’s evil plot to usurp the Senior Minister of Singapore, Miss Loi was once again able to settle down into her daily news paper reading routine.

As she flipped through the pages, she came across this bizarre article on a Japanese minister who apparently got bashed up:

Minister bashed up!

Once again her eyes were drawn to another strangely-familiar photo in the article:

Minister bashed up (close-up)!

Sufficiently intrigued, she proceeded to scour the internet and actually managed to find …

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… a photo of the said minister in happier times!

Minister and Miyagi!

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