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Inglourious *BEEP* Chapter Two: The Insane Bugis Junction Carpark Ah Lian

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Posted at 2:43 pm by Miss Loi in A-Maths Questions

Based on another true story …

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Inverted Cone Question Diagram

Given that Little Miss Loi’s … umm … bla *water container comes in the form of an inverted cone of height 30 cm and base radius 20 cm, and that the water in the container is rising at a constant rate of 20 cm3s−1.

  1. Express the volume of water in the container, V, in terms of: π and the depth of water in the container, h.
  2. If the depth of water is currently at 24 cm, find the rate of increase of h at this very instant.
  3. Find the number of seconds left for Little Miss Loi to reach the toilet (i.e. when the water container fills up fully and begins to … umm … leak).

*For hypothetical use only.

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Inglourious *BEEP* Chapter One: The Crazy Cold Storage Aunty

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Posted at 5:06 pm by Miss Loi in E-Maths Questions

Based on a true story …

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Given that Miss Loi’s body fluid level F (in units) is inversely proportional to the square of the time t (in seconds),

  1. Which one of the graphs below could represent the relation between F and t?

    Variation Graph Options

  2. Find the percentage change in F when t is tripled.

  3. Given that Miss Loi’s fluid level F is dangerously low at 0.1 units when t=70 seconds, and that irreversible wrinkles and damage will occur on her silky smooth skin when F falls to half of this value, find

    1. the equation connecting F and t,
    2. the time t when Miss Loi needs to start drinking her barley water without paying , or kick the Crazy Aunty away with her 无影脚.

Must be the Curse of Sadako Loi taking effect :(

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The Facebook Friend

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Posted at 1:50 am by Miss Loi in A-Maths Questions

It’s that time of the year again.

It’s the season when the stifling scent of joss sticks fills the air, and a pall of smoke hangs over the land. A time when little kids are told in no uncertain terms to say ‘excuse me‘ before they go peepee in the bushes.

Formula Sheets
Kawaii, aren’t they?

Shaken by last year’s harrowing encounter with the Binomial Zombie, Miss Loi decided not to stay too late at The Temple tonight, preferring to do up her colourful cutie set of formula sheets within the relative safety of her home this time round.

After a marathon workout session with the laptop, a tired Miss Loi did what most skiving teenagers at her age would do when they take a break from studying: login to her Facebook account.

Facebook Friend Requests

Sieving through the many dodgy friend requests that invariably showed up, she was drawn to this particular one:

Sadako's Friendship Request

The helpless-looking plea triggered her mathematical maternal instinct, and coupled with her excitement at meeting another Loi, made her click the ‘Confirm’ button without hesitation, totally failing to notice her long unkempt hair, and her Japanese-sounding first name.

Sadako's Friendship Confirmed

A while later this appeared on Miss Loi’s wall

Sadako's 1st Wall Post

Miss Loi duly replied:

Miss Loi's reply

And she replied:

Sadako's 2nd Wall Post

And then Miss Loi replied again:

Miss Loi's 2nd reply

And finally she replied:

Sadako's 3rd Wall Post

And this was what Miss Loi saw …

At the very moment a stunned Miss Loi finished viewing the video, the Facebook notification icon at the bottom-right of her screen popped up with a message …

Facebook Notification

… and she found this message waiting for her in her inbox

Sadako's Final Message

Now that YOU have watched the video, you have seven days to post up the solution here in order to save yourself from being dragged into your monitor screen by Sadako Loi!

Sadako Likes This!

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Something’s Gotten Hold Of My Heart

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Posted at 11:46 am by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Car
Engine Start Button
Miss Loi, start your engine! (By the way, with the impending final exams, all your ‘engines’ should have started loooong ago)
Gear Knob
All students should be shifting to your highest gear by now!
The Wheel
And your wheels should be set in motion …
Boot
It may seem daunting for you to cram all the endless formulae, especially when your brain seems to lack the storage space, like this minuscule boot. But things will be much, much better through regular PRACTICE.
The Dashboard
And may you rev rev rev towards your Salvation!
Losing One's Chastity
Take all setbacks you encounter as temporary, but make sure you LEARN from every one of them :(
Spoiler
Time to spread your wings!
Can you spot my car?
Where is Miss Loi’s car?

Time for a new set of distance-time graph, speed-time graph and acceleration-time graph =)

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Happy Day Of The ‘Chers!

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Posted at 9:28 am by Miss Loi in Miss Loi the Tutor

A busy August has flown by.

With a blink of an eye, the Day of the ‘Chers has arrived. (It rhymes!)

Mr Loi's Teachers' Day Cake
Mr Loi’s Teachers’ Day Cake

A day when ‘Chers (at least the non-hated ones) around Singapore get inundated with cutesy gifts, some of which are so exquisitely wrapped that it feels sinful just thinking about opening them.

Gifts
No Royce chocolate melted during the filming process

When they repeatedly get “Awww ….“, “Awwwwwwww ….“, “AWWWWWWWWWW ….” reading the numerous emo messages dedicated to them.

Teachers Day Messages
More Teachers Day Messages
Teachers Day Cards
Awwwww …

And a day when Miss Loi receives her report book from her student *sweats*

Miss Loi's Report Book Miss Loi's Teachers' Day Report
I PASSED! I PASSED!!!!11111

While Miss Loi (and all the Lois at The Temple) is once again extremely thankful and flattered by your messages and gifts (and the time some of you spent to make them), the Ultimate Gift that she craves and lusts from you shall always remain unchanged: that A1 for your O-Levels!

Last but not least, if you haven’t yet done so or, like someone with a crush, just can’t bring yourself to say it in front of your stern-looking Cher (but deep down you desperately want to with all your heart), here’s a great chance now for you to do it at Teachersday.sg and show your love (not confess your crush!) and appreciation and repent your sins to The One who, though stern-looking, have been working tirelessly each day driving your forward, marking your homework, checking if you have H1N1, putting up with your nonsense – all in the name of helping you live up to your full potential.

At the end of day, it’s always, always the little thought that count isn’t it?

Teachers' Day 2009
More Teachers' Day 2009 Gifts
Happy Teachers’ Day Everyone!
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