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The Temple Walls Are Turning Green!

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Posted at 5:38 pm by Miss Loi in Miss Loi's Temple

The Temple walls are turning green.

The Temple Walls Are Turning Green!
Or “Apple Green”, or “Lime Mist”,
insisted Miss Loi’s kaypoh aunt and Nippon Paint’s catalogue respectively

For a week, ungodly *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *BANG BANG BANG* *KOK KOK KOK* sounds have been heard coming from The Temple.

Tools of the Trade
Tools of the trade
for punishing students who never do their homework

Where hammer-wielding men have been turning up daily to hunt down Miss Loi like a scene from a horror movie.

A Hammer-Wielding Man
Yoohoo … Miss Loi … where are you?

Leaving The Temple in a state of mess each day after they leave.

Temple Mess
I’m here! I’m here! Behind that pole!

On another front, a bunch of skill-few people was roped in to turn the walls green.

A Skill-Few Bum
A “skill-few” bum.

However, skill-few-ness began to take its toll, and Miss Loi (and Mr Loi, and Little Miss Loi, and …) had to be activated to join the exercise of a thousand up … down … up … down strokes to finish the job, resulting her having body aches for the next few days. Tsk tsk.

The Terrifying Pores
Terrifying pores that jumped out from paint trays and devoured everyone
(insider joke :P )

But in the end, it was done. Miss Loi’s Temple has finally been extended and metamorphosed to a new shade of green (or “Apple Green”, or “Lime Mist”, says the kaypoh aunt and the paint catalogue respectively), to seal its spiritual colour union with Jφss Sticks.

The Temple Renovated
I Now Pronounce You Temple & Blog *wedding bells*

Admittedly, things are not 100% running yet. But that’ll do for now to welcome her new batch of students to kick-start Day One of tomorrow’s December Holiday Jφss Sticks Sessions.

がんばって!!!

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7 Comments

  1. Cris's Avatar
    Cris says


    2008
    Dec
    1
    Mon
    10:02pm
     
    1

    I like the new green colour. Very refreshing. But will the temple soot destroy its original colour anot ah?

    Haha!

  2. Mediksafe's Avatar
    Mediksafe says


    2008
    Dec
    3
    Wed
    1:10am
     
    2

    Hello Sifu!

    I like the Temples' new color and look! Wow !

    Good on yeah!

    Regards & Compliments

    "Tau-Tieah" Father



  3. 2008
    Dec
    4
    Thu
    12:37am
     
    3

    Cris: Welcome back! Miss Loi's joss sticks are 100% pure and contain no harmful additives like carbon or melamine - least of all big black soot!

    Mediksafe: Zhng-ing The Temple is turning out to be a very, very “Tau-Tieah” affair :(

  4. imp's Avatar
    imp says


    2008
    Dec
    9
    Tue
    9:33pm
     
    4

    your temple welcome sign is way cool.



  5. 2008
    Dec
    10
    Wed
    2:37am
     
    5

    Oh Impie LTNS!

    You know ... devotees who've been with Miss Loi from the start would recognize that welcome sign as the original Temple Gates - that defining spot where it all began.

    Sadly though, for some complicated reason, there's a chance that it may have to go as part of The Temple's redevelopment program :( but hopefully it'll be preserved as a reminder of The Temple's historical heritage. *sob*

  6. Cris's Avatar
    Cris says


    2008
    Dec
    10
    Wed
    11:43am
     
    6

    Haha! Ms Loi, you make it sound like you have to really reluctantly it go for that welcome sign..

    Maybe you want to print that welcome signs into like tshirts and cups so that you can sell to your devotees as memoirs?

    :D



  7. 2008
    Dec
    21
    Sun
    6:30pm
     
    7

    Cris: They're gone. *wipes away tear*

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    Miss Loi tweeted


    2008
    Dec
    1
    Mon
    1:53pm
     
    8

    A preview of The New Temple: http://tinyurl.com/5nur99 - the result of all the *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *KOK KOK KOK* this week.

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