Miss Loi waits patiently in the car, with sunglasses on.

12:00PM:

Target appears – spotted walking towards another car. Miss Loi’s eyes brightens. *Grips steering wheel*

12:02PM:

Aunty (i.e. The Target) takes an age to squeeze her groceries into car. Miss Loi getting impatient.

12:03PM:

Aunty completes squeezing of groceries into car. Aunty drives out of parking lot. Miss Loi takes off sunglasses and quickly zooms into vacated lot before the Ah Beng car behind beats her to it.

12:04PM:

After a thorough scan across the horizon, Miss Loi tears her parking coupon (like all good parking citizen should do), as shown below:

Miss Loi’s Parking Coupon
- “scheduled” to start at 12:20PM

12:05:00PM:

Miss Loi hippity-hippity hops away from her car.

1:20PM:

Miss Loi hippity-hippity hops back to find this on her car:

Ninja Shuriken – recovered at 12:08PM
(click to enlarge)

1:30PM:

A distraught Miss Loi calls Mr Loi:

Bro! You wouldn’t believe how SUAY I was at the carpark just now! I tore my coupon to start at 12:20PM, left my car at 12:05PM, and I got summoned at 12:08PM! They employ ninjas as parking attendants these days is it?!!!!

Mr Loi replied in a calm voice:

Sigh … that is a ‘hot’ carpark with a parking attendant coming every hour. Please brush up your rusty A-Level Probability & Statistics and solve the following question to know your chances of getting caught, and try to lower your probability of getting caught the next time:

1:35PM:

An angry Miss Loi hangs up the phone abruptly

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