where the fresh mandarin oranges tangerines are rich in Vitamin C,

Tangier Tangerines!

where James Bond and secret agents used to meet for shady deals in seedy cafés,

They are spies. All of them.

she would wake up in her spartan hotel room each day,

Comes with full WIFI ensuite okay!

and, like what its illustrious past occupant did, headed to a local café,

where she would order a cup of mint tea and some local kacang puteh, before she began to type, type, type away …

Working during holiday

… that was how she spent some days of her holiday,

so that she can finish churning out her papers
just in time for Chinese New Year.
So as to give students more homework some practice during this long, long weekend,
and to appease those who’ve been systematically ‘reminding’ her to no end.

They are different messages.

Now that the last file has been uploaded,
with new Topical Exercises and Preview Papers updated,
Miss Loi is finally able to remove the koyoks from her neck
and take in a deep, deep breath
before opening The Temple‘s window to SCREEEEEAM into the night (to the annoyance of all who are near):

Now with Topical Exercises for ALL LEVELS! Sign up and preview them now!

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In a dark empty classroom she sat, hanging her head in despair after being outscored yet again by that foreign cyborg in the latest maths test, as she desperately sought for more difficult and trickier sets of questions that will hopefully lead her to victory in the next test.

In a chaotic study room he raged, with eyes like those of a madman as he screamed for more to satisfy his insatiable thirst for math questions, having finished every known assessment book that was ever published, plus all the Ten-Year Series from 10.000 B.C. to 2008 A.D.

And on a messy desk she wept, wondering when will she be able to make sense of the maths questions, despite going through them a many times and still getting them wrong every time.

All of them had a wish in common …

Meanwhile, the skies above were suddenly filled with a large flock of white doves, carrying the Word to all corners of the land – that THEY are finally here …

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And thus their wishes are fulfilled, and salvation finally extended to the masses.

Time to take a break.

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Sign up or login now to preview the new sets of 2009 Sec One / Two Trial Exam Papers & Worked Solutions if you haven’t yet done so.

Miss Loi can see the light at the end of the tunnel now …

*Goes back to find out the ending to that TVB drama tame a thousand more tedious, tricky and twisty questions *

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And so on a typically rain-less Chinese New Year day, Miss Loi is pleased to finally unveil:

Yes! Finally, exam papers following the new 2008 syllabus for every level: Sec 1, Sec 2, Sec 3, O-Level, and even 4017/4018 for those of you taking/re-taking the old maths syllabus!

And now with a total of more than 3000 lethal questions specially formulated from 17 years’ of listening to students’ grievances feedback and research into the CA/exam trends of Singapore schools!

And with schools warming welcoming you back with a series of CAs in the coming weeks, there’s no better time to drop that bak kwa, stop that mahjong game, and rejuvenate your sluggish festive minds by signing-up for your free membership and trying out the preview papers now!

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In response to all the “When? When? WHEEEEEN??!!” enquiries, and with the supply of her koyok fast running out, Miss Loi finally manages to put forth the date for the grand release of her much-anticipated exam papers 2008 Collection.

Should be just in time to rejuvenate your academic senses, in view of a very, very intensive week ahead where many of you shall be harnessing your cerebral powers solely on the topics of mahjong Probabilities, Permutations and Combinations.

But for now, it’s

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

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As the world edges ever closer to the imminent release of her 2008 Exam Papers, this is the aftermath (or what’s left) of Miss Loi’s neck (complete with white campaign ribbons) after weeks of valiant overtime and skipping meals and losing weight at The Temple.

Ouuuuuch … *sob*

The situation is not helped afterwards by an irritating therapist who kept reminding “Half-hour session is too rushed!” at least four times throughout her half-hour session.

Anyone with a good massage outlet near Novena to recommend?

Maybe Miss Loi should just focus on improving her sitting posture first.

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Miss Loi’s Joss Sticks series of exam papers and topical exercises worksheets for E-Maths and A-Maths have finally arrived! Concocted with 16 years’ worth of teaching experience and specially brewed with more than 1400 carefully hand-picked questions, Miss Loi is super-confident that these lethal papers will prove effective in countering the menace that is the LMBFH Syndrome.

If you have not yet done so, stop your msn chat, stop your computer game, stop surfing, stop procrastinating and stop whatever you’re doing to sign-up for your free membership now and have a test dosage administered at once!

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