Monthly Archives: April 2008



2008
Wed
30
Apr

Sergeant Loi’s Mid-Year Boot Camp 2008 - Defeat Partial Fractions In Three Devastating Moves

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Within its pages lies the secretto defeating Partial Fractions

*Puts on helmet*
*SHOWS STERN & MEAN FACE*
*Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY FALL IN!
Today you’ll learn to deal with a new enemy originally from the A-Level campaign. Something never been seen by your previous O-Level comrades, nor has it appeared in the pages of the old Ten-Year Series 武林秘籍 (ala […]

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2008
Mon
28
Apr

Sergeant Loi’s Mid-Year Boot Camp 2008 - Fall In For Logarithm Training!

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Drop that log and Sergeant Loi will tie youto a log (and tickle your bare feet)!

*Puts on helmet*
*SHOWS STERN & MEAN FACE*
*Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY FALL IN!
Today’s drill is going to be a little longer (and tougher) than the previous one, since so many of you were tragically killed in action at logarithmic minefields over the […]

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2008
Sun
27
Apr

Sergeant Loi’s Mid-Year Boot Camp 2008 - Obey The Rules of Indices!

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No one messes around with Sergeant Loi!

The Mids are just around the corner. A time when students are put through grueling tests to realize how little they’ve actually learnt in a semester dominated by fun and laughter, peace and joy.
Unfortunately in this critical time, no word has yet been heard from Miss Loi - who […]

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2008
Tue
22
Apr

Miss Loi’s Unfortunate Confluence of Factors

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On a day when Singaporeans were admiring the modern contemporary design and user-friendliness of a certain toilet, Miss Loi was shopping for her new collection of clothes at a boutique in Orchard Road. After locking the fitting room door to try them out, she suddenly detected a faint burning smell coming from beyond the room.

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2008
Fri
18
Apr

Irrefutable Evidence of Students Not Focussing On The Right Traits of Tutors

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Student: Eh Miss Loi, you want to know more about my new science tutor? Miss Loi: What? Student: From the top look down, she looks like an Ah Sam (阿婶). Miss Loi: You’re so bad! Student: But when she comes up, she looks more ‘proportional’ as her face is now more ‘proportional’ to her body. Miss Loi: … -_-

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